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hotdished adj. Drunk beyond recognising that starch, protein and tinned vegetables need not share one decision. Jesper got hotdished and ordered every casserole listed on the supper menu. hotdog bunned adj. Describing a drinker who has made a modest sausage sandwich the evening's principal achievement. Ermia became hotdog bunned and announced the completed meal to the room. hotdog pillowed adj. Drunk in a way that makes a long cylindrical cushion seem an adequate substitute for a bed. Tonae was hotdog pillowed across the sofa, using the bolster as a diplomatic boundary. hotdoged adj. You have drunk enough to confer aristocratic importance upon a sausage in a split roll. Birt was hotdoged and asked whether the sausage had a preferred title. hotdoggered adj. Drunk, with the result that every ordinary movement becomes an opportunity for sporting display. hotdoggeried adj. Drunk to a degree that turns modest coordination into a public exhibition. Mckensley became hotdoggeried and demonstrated a bicycle trick without a bicycle. hotel loaded (/həʊˈtɛl ləʊdd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of every non-essential system operating at once, propulsion notwithstanding. hotel panned adj. Drunk since last orders, and prepared to serve a crowd from whatever metal container is nearest. hotel roomed adj. Drunk by the third round, and seeking a private chamber in premises offering only one chair. hotel-apartmented adj. Loosened by drink into a temporary resident with a keycard, a kitchenette, and no intention of cooking. Nitalia became hotel-apartmented and requested fresh towels for the sofa. hoteldomed adj. Drunk by closing time, and convinced that accommodation is a sphere in which you now hold office. Gradie got hoteldomed and began inspecting the pub's rooms for standards. hotelied adj. Of a drinker: convinced that the small restaurant is yours to expand, rename and close. Amillia got hotelied and placed the takeaway under new management. hoteliered (/həʊˈtɛl.i.əd/) adj. Still drunk, and confidently managing a lodging house whose staff, guests and building are imaginary. Kiziah became hoteliered and reassigned the barman to reception. hotelizationed adj. Too drunk to remain where you are, and determined to turn every available space into accommodation. Norb got hotelizationed and converted the hallway into a short-stay establishment. hotelkeepered adj. Sufficiently drunk to manage a hotel without possessing a hotel, guests or a key. hotelkeepinged adj. Having drunk enough to administer imaginary guests, imaginary rooms and actual grievances. Ana-eve got hotelkeepinged and recorded a complaint against the coat rack.