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hotkeyed (/ˈhɒtkiːd/) adj. You have drunk enough to mistake every button in the kitchen for a shortcut. Agamjot went hotkeyed and attempted to fast-forward the kettle with the television remote. hotlappinged adj. You are drunk and completing solitary circuits between the sofa, kitchen, and glass of water. hotlined adj. Of a drinker who has made the sofa a continuously staffed emergency service. Das became hotlined and offered immediate assistance to anyone approaching the kitchen. hotlinered adj. Describing a drinker who responds to every domestic call with calm, immediate advice. Laporchia got hotlinered and talked Jarratt through locating the kitchen light switch. hotlinked adj. A drinker who directly attaches every kitchen object to the nearest available conversation. hotlinkered adj. A drinker so far gone that every household object is borrowed into the same explanation. hotlinkinged adj. The state of being drunk and importing unrelated household objects into one sprawling account. Almore was hotlinkinged, making the kettle appear relevant to the sofa cushions. hotlisted adj. The condition of a drinker who places the water, blanket, and nearest sofa at highest priority. Veralee got hotlisted and ranked the glass of water above every remaining household task. hotmelted adj. The drunkenness of one who sets firmly wherever first deposited, usually beside the sofa. Kambrie hotmelted beside the sofa, requiring two friends and a firm closing time. hotnessed adj. Reduced by drink to a condition of household warmth, flushed cheeks, and one urgent glass of water. Kailene was hotnessed on the sofa, requesting water in a voice of measured importance. hotoked adj. Softened by drink into a household buddha, seated peacefully beside an untouched glass of water. Salar, hotoked, accepted the glass of water as though receiving a minor enlightenment. hototayed (/hoˈt̪oː.t̪aɪ̯d/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating the chicken, peas and egg in your bowl as a balanced supper. Sakshi got hototayed and insisted the late soup counted as proper nourishment. hotpantsed adj. Drunk to the point where brief clothing seems a sufficient account of the evening. Kovi became hotpantsed and declined the offered cardigan. hotpatched adj. Drunk beyond restarting properly, but still accepting further instructions. hotpathed adj. Still drunk, and taking the quickest conversational route through every subject, regardless of the byways abandoned. Iustin was hotpathed, reaching the bar's punchline before anyone had found the joke. hotpied adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring a warm savoury pie as a matter of course. Milita was hotpied and inspected the kitchen for suitable pastry.