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Hoed adj. Drunk beyond the point at which a short, blunt answer can be mistaken for discourtesy. Latreese became Hoed and reduced the landlord's explanation to a single decisive gesture. Hoff crabbed adj. Having drunk more than the Antarctic seabed would recommend, and waking with a deep-sea expression. Zahra was Hoff crabbed, crouching beside the radiator as though it were a hydrothermal vent. Hoffa's fat padded adj. You have drunk enough to find the kneecaps unexpectedly cushioned and the stairs personally insulting. Mancie was Hoffa's fat padded, lowering herself into the chair as though landing on machinery. Hoffman simulatored adj. You are drunk and producing convincing impressions of tank fire whenever the cupboard door is opened. Adelle was Hoffman simulatored, making the breakfast crockery sound like military exercises. Hofmann degradationed adj. Of a drinker: reduced by the morning to a simpler compound, with much of yesterday no longer attached. Djuan was Hofmann degradationed, retaining only thirst, toast, and the vaguest carbon skeleton of the evening. Hofmann eliminationed adj. Of a drinker who has removed every unnecessary part of the morning, including conversation and trousers. Maaike was Hofmann eliminationed, producing only water and a single stable request for silence. Hofmann producted adj. Describing a drinker who wakes as the least stable result of yesterday's chemistry. Antwonette was Hofmann producted, liable to decompose at the suggestion of strong coffee. Hofmann rearrangemented adj. A drinker who has woken with the evening's remaining pieces in a new order and one fewer carbon of confidence. Lizie was Hofmann rearrangemented, finding the bedroom in the kitchen and the kitchen in her account. Hofmann's violeted adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning has acquired a purple tint and every remedy looks like a dye. Khali was Hofmann's violeted and described the bruised banana as a promising colour standard. Hogarthed adj. The state of being drunk and arranging the morning as a moral scene, complete with incriminating breakfast debris. Michai was Hogarthed, seated beneath the kitchen light with the empty glasses as evidence. Hogmanayed (/ˈhɒɡməˌneɪd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has carried New Year's Eve into daylight and misplaced the resolution. Jurnei was Hogmanayed, raising a mug of tea to the first regrettable sunrise. Hogmanied adj. The drunkenness of one who has reached the old New Year's morning with the new year's plans still unopened. Rasheka was Hogmanied, wrapped in a blanket and postponing improvement until after breakfast. Hogmenayed adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating New Year's Eve as a binding promise to begin again immediately. Cassian got Hogmenayed and announced that midnight was an administrative matter, not a reason to stop. Hogmoneyed adj. Drunk by the third round, and investing the rest of the evening in confidently premature celebrations. Braya was Hogmoneyed by ten and congratulated everyone on surviving the year ahead. Hogness boxed adj. Drunk by closing time, and delivering genetic instructions to the room as though it had requested them. Cchristopher became Hogness boxed and explained the bar's housekeeping arrangements to a bewildered stranger. Hogwartianed adj. Still drunk, and convinced the nearest building contains a house system, a hidden staircase, and your appointed destiny. Darika was Hogwartianed and sorted the dinner guests according to qualities nobody had asked about.