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housebacked adj. Too drunk to face the front of the house, retreating instead to its less demanding rear. Xabier was housebacked behind the shed, where the morning appeared less judgemental. housebarned adj. Having drunk more than enough to merge domestic comfort with barn discipline, and to sleep wherever the two meet. Ewaen became housebarned overnight, bedding down beside the boot rack without complaint.
houseblessinged adj. Drunk and conducting a solemn ceremony for the furniture, with particular attention to the hearth. Marihelen got houseblessinged and sprinkled salt around the television before inviting it to settle. houseblocked adj. Drunk to the point where every adjoining building appears part of one large, negotiable residence. Cyncere got houseblocked and tried the neighbour's front door with complete residential confidence. houseboated (/ˈhaʊsˌboʊtd/) adj. Drunk enough to regard any vessel with a roof as a perfectly sensible place to sleep. Skiilar got houseboated and attempted to board a stationary garden shed. houseboatered adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing between living aboard and merely standing beside a boat. Bohumil became houseboatered and asked the canal barge whether it had a spare room. houseboatinged adj. Drunk beyond accepting ordinary ground as a permanent arrangement. Ily got houseboatinged and searched the car park for somewhere with better tides. housebodied adj. Drunk in a way that makes the fireplace seem the natural centre of every decision. Kidane got housebodied and held a council beside the radiator about who should control the room. houseboied adj. Drunk, with the result that every household task is undertaken with colonial ceremony. Kaamilah got houseboied and presented the crisps on a tray with unnecessary solemnity. housebooked adj. Drunk to a degree that turns the evening into an account requiring several formal entries. Redford got housebooked and recorded the missing olives as a significant household liability. houseboted adj. Drunk to the extent of treating routine domestic chores as the work of an obedient machine. Manjari got houseboted and vacuumed the same square of carpet until challenged by the furniture. houseboundnessed adj. Drunk since last orders, and convinced that the front door has become a permanent boundary. Naviyah got houseboundnessed and declined the taxi on the grounds that indoors was now compulsory. houseboyed (/ˈhaʊsbɔɪd/) adj. Still drunk, and eager to serve refreshments in a manner considerably grander than the occasion. housebreakered adj. Having drunk enough to regard every locked door as a minor architectural challenge. housebreakinged adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with remembering whose house one is entering. Ashveer got housebreakinged and introduced himself to a hallway before noticing its unfamiliar umbrella stand.
housebuildered adj. You have drunk enough to believe a confident sketch qualifies you to construct the entire dwelling. Marialisa got housebuildered and allocated foundations to the garden before anyone found a pencil.