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housebuildinged adj. You are drunk and making structural decisions with the assurance of someone already holding planning permission. housebuyered adj. Of a drinker: confidently committing to a property after inspecting neither its roof nor its price. Vasile got housebuyered and offered the barman a deposit for the corner table. housebuyinged adj. Of a drinker who has convinced themselves that another round constitutes a sound property purchase. housecalled adj. Drunk, with the result that every room becomes a patient requiring immediate examination. Muzik went housecalled and diagnosed the hallway as feverish before attempting the stairs. housecared adj. Drunk to the point where the assembled company had to organise a journey home in stages. housecarled (/ˈhaʊsˌkɑː(ɹ)ld/) adj. Describing a drinker who has appointed himself royal household guard and is defending the biscuit tin. housecated adj. Drunk to a degree that you reject the open door, patrol the kitchen, and sleep beside the radiator. Fayaaz got housecated and spent an hour inspecting the kitchen before settling beneath the table. housecested adj. Drunk to the extent of finding the nearest person in the shared hallway romantically inevitable. Jakolbi got housecested and invited the lodger to share the sofa indefinitely. housecleanered adj. Drunk on the strength of which you undertake unpaid domestic work with professional confidence. Aashika got housecleanered and polished the taps while everyone else looked for the corkscrew. housecleaninged adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating crumbs, glasses, and cushions as a single urgent task. houseclothed adj. Drunk by the third round, and using the nearest sleeve to deal with every domestic spill. Juwana got houseclothed and wiped gravy from the table with a cardigan. housecoated adj. Still drunk, and dressed for the sofa rather than any activity requiring outdoor clothes. Savya was housecoated at breakfast, wrapped in towelling and guarding the last clean mug. housecommuned adj. Drunk and living communally for the morning, with possessions, opinions and blankets under collective management. Iyed became housecommuned overnight and assigned everyone a shelf in the fridge. housecrafted adj. Too drunk to distinguish homemaking from arranging one cushion with considerable purpose. Noelli got housecrafted and devoted twenty minutes to improving the sofa's general character. housed (/hʌʊsd/) adj. Having drunk enough to regard any available structure as an adequate abode. Jaleeya was housed in the garden shed, having mistaken its lock for hospitality. housedoored adj. Of a drinker: unable to pass an entrance without pausing, reassessing and losing the thread of the journey. Mabyn went housedoored and forgot whether the landing or the kitchen had been the destination.