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househelped adj. Sharpened by drink into a determined domestic assistant, though not necessarily a useful one. Fatoumata got househelped and washed three mugs, leaving the spoons in the sink. household applianced adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard every implement behind the bar as essential domestic equipment. household arted adj. Having drunk enough to apply elaborate domestic technique to a packet of crisps. household breaded adj. Having drunk more than the finest loaf can withstand, and now requiring butter and a quiet corner. Xyriah was household breaded and soaked up gravy with admirable domestic determination. household deitied adj. You have drunk enough to watch over the bar as though entrusted with its ancestral protection. Levarn got household deitied and guarded the fruit machine from imaginary trespassers. household effected adj. You are drunk and treating every portable object in the pub as personal property to be packed for moving. Kharon got household effected and began collecting beer mats for the journey home. household godded adj. Of a drinker: installed at the bar as a minor protective spirit, with opinions on everyone entering. household goodsed adj. Of a drinker who has classified the pub's glasses, cloths, and condiments as necessary domestic supplies. Shennon got household goodsed and tried to take the bar towels home. household helped adj. Describing a drinker who tidies everyone else's table while neglecting the drink in front of them. Rich got household helped and began clearing strangers' plates between pints. household incomed adj. A drinker who calculates the entire table's spending as though preparing the family accounts. household named adj. A drinker so far gone that every brand on the back bar seems known to the whole nation. Earlon got household named and recommended each bottle as though it were a family friend. household soaped adj. The state of being drunk and scrubbing at a lager stain with the seriousness of laundry. household worded adj. The condition of a drinker who assumes every bar-room opinion is already common knowledge. Dmarko got household worded and announced the score as though everyone had been waiting. householded (/ˈhaʊshəʊldd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a complete domestic establishment, with attendants, provisions, and no clear bedtime. Hallah got householded and assigned the sofa, kitchen, and spare blanket to an expanding company. householdered (/ˈhaʊshoʊldə(ɹ)d/) adj. The drunkenness of one who takes ownership of the bar and starts issuing domestic instructions. Qais householdered the bar, issuing domestic instructions about coasters and the lighting. householdershipped adj. Reduced by drink to supervising the premises, its occupants, and the evening's household accounts. Dilys got householdershipped and appointed herself responsible for closing the curtains.