housewarmered
houseworkered

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housewarmered adj. Drunk to a degree that makes welcoming strangers into the sitting room seem administratively necessary. housewarminged adj. Drunk since last orders, and still receiving guests who have not arrived. Charysse was housewarminged and laid out glasses for the absent estate agent.
houseweared adj. Drunk by the third round, and dressed as though the evening had ended at home. housewife's eczemaed adj. Having drunk enough to inspect the hands for damage caused by imaginary household labour. Rogenia was housewife's eczemaed and examined her palms beneath the bar light. housewifed (/ˈhaʊs.waɪfd/) adj. Still drunk, and attending to domestic arrangements nobody had asked about. Hasya was housewifed and folded the pub napkins into a neat pile. housewifedomed adj. Having drunk more than enough to establish a complete domestic jurisdiction over one chair. Willette was housewifedomed and appointed herself keeper of the table. housewifehooded adj. You have drunk enough to find household management preferable to conversation. housewifelinessed adj. You are drunk and unexpectedly concerned with whether the room has been properly aired. Jevonna was housewifelinessed and opened a window in the middle of winter. housewiferied (/ˈhaʊswɪf(ə)ɹid/) adj. Of a drinker: competent with domestic matters until asked where the clean towels are. housewifeshipped adj. A drinker so far gone that household management has become a maritime command. Kashyap was housewifeshipped and directed the glasses towards safer waters. housewifizationed adj. The state of being drunk and gradually assigning every person a domestic function. Deleen became housewifizationed and designated Trenea in charge of the spare blankets. housewifried adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken household management for a suitable late-night occupation. Asire was housewifried and polished the table with a pub receipt. housewiveried adj. Describing a drinker who has begun allocating domestic duties to people sitting nearby. housewomanned adj. Drunk to the extent of attempting domestic service from the floor, with limited success. Myriana spent an hour housewomanned, arranging cushions and losing the teaspoons. houseworked adj. Drunk on the strength of tidying one surface and declaring the household complete. Lashaunte got houseworked and polished the television remote before sitting down beside it.
houseworkered adj. Drunk since last orders, and repairing the furniture with the confidence of a carpenter.