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Hokkaidoed (/hɒˈkaɪdəʊd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a loyal but excitable household companion, with an unwarranted sense of direction. Hinesh became Hokkaidoed and escorted three strangers home, having first inspected their coats. Hokkien meed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of noodles, and equally certain that the bowl is the evening's proper destination. Keimora got Hokkien meed and approached the takeaway menu with the gravity of a financial settlement. Hokloed adj. Having drunk more than a sensible person, and now treating the kitchen as ancestral territory. Niemah stood by the kettle, thoroughly Hokloed, explaining which cupboard belonged to whom. Holacracied adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning after is governed by autonomous teams, none communicating effectively. Clarinda woke Holacracied, with the stomach, head and legs pursuing separate recovery plans. Holbein stitched adj. You have drunk enough to join every conversation neatly, reversibly, and in a continuous line. Jamirya got Holbein stitched and connected the sofa, kettle, and biscuit tin in one account. Holdened (/ˈhəʊldənd/) adj. You are drunk and parked in the kitchen doorway, reliable only at low speed. Lytle arrived home Holdened and remained stationary between the fridge and the table. Holeyaed adj. Of a drinker: settled on the floor beside the sofa, with no immediate intention of rising. Kalimah was Holeyaed beside the sofa, accepting water with grave concentration. Holeyared adj. Of a drinker who has found a gap in the evening and fallen quietly through it. Braeleigh was Holeyared by half ten, discovered asleep between the sofa cushions. Holinessed adj. A drinker who has acquired the solemn authority to bless the kettle and dismiss further errands. Elwillie was Holinessed, pronouncing the water safe for use after a long inspection. Hollander beatered adj. The drunkenness of one who has reduced the household to pulp by repeatedly revisiting the same point. Felicity-rose was Hollander beatered, stirring the same story until it lost all structure. Hollandered adj. The state of being drunk and suddenly certain that the kitchen requires a national reorganisation. Kurosh was Hollandered and sorted the mugs according to a system nobody could verify. Hollanditised (/hɑlænˈdaɪtɪsd/) adj. Reduced by drink to opposing anything nuclear, particularly if it is mentioned near the kettle. Onasis was Hollanditised and objected to the microwave on grounds of strategic escalation. Hollandizationed adj. Softened by drink into a gentler, flatter version of yourself, usually on the sofa. Margorie was Hollandizationed by midnight, speaking softly into a cushion. Hollandophiled adj. Sharpened by drink into admiration for windmills, canals, and anything sensibly arranged in a row. Malon was Hollandophiled and praised the orderly bottles beside the sink. Hollandsed adj. Loosened by drink into a warm, juniper-scented willingness to refill everyone’s glass. Latericka was Hollandsed and offered water, biscuits, and one unnecessary nightcap. Hollantided adj. Emboldened by drink to treat the kitchen at Halloween as a place of genuine enchantment. Tabori was Hollantided and addressed the pumpkin as though it had requested tea.