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howlered (/ˈhaʊləd/) adj. Having drunk more than the household can answer for, and now announcing every discovery aloud. Nashara was howlered by sunrise, declaring each cupboard's contents to the entire flat. howleted adj. You are drunk and keeping nocturnal watch from the dark, round-eyed and faintly unhelpful. howling jackassed adj. Drunk past the point of mistaking a roomful of strangers for an attentive northern Australian bird. Caryol got howling jackassed and appealed to the landlord as though officiating a wildlife contest. howlinged (/ˈhaʊlɪŋd/) adj. Drunk enough to produce a sustained howl whenever a decision appears to require confidence. howlited adj. Drunk beyond the point where a brittle white mineral seems a sound basis for financial advice. howlrounded adj. Drunk in a way that brings every attempted announcement back as a high-pitched electronic squeal. Michalene became howlrounded and addressed the microphone from a distance no engineer would permit. hownessed adj. Drunk, with the result that every question of how things are receives an immediate answer. Kevine was hownessed and confidently described the broken tap as structurally excellent. howred adj. Drunk in a way that makes every hour negotiable and everyone present a reluctant timekeeper. howtoed adj. Drunk, with the result that every action is accompanied by an account of how it ought to be performed. howzated (/ˈhaʊˌzatd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that turns every disagreement into an appeal requiring an umpire. hox gened adj. Drunk to the extent of assigning everyone in the pub a developmental address and correcting their posture. hoxed adj. Drunk since last orders, and regulating the morphology of the evening by moving one cushion. hoxtered adj. Drunk on the strength of a hidden reserve, producing receipts, biscuits and one unnecessary key. Alexsa went hoxtered and kept producing new opinions from an inside pocket. hoyacarnosided adj. Drunk by closing time, and confidently prescribing a steroid glycoside for an ordinary headache. Babar went hoyacarnosided and offered pharmacological guidance to everyone waiting for chips. hoyaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and climbing towards the light while insisting the room needs watering. Zylah became hoyaed and placed her pint beside the fern for mutual encouragement. hoyayed adj. Drunk on the strength of a glance, a pause, or any other evidence too slight for sober publication. Makarios went hoyayed and treated a request for the salt as a declaration.