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huffishnessed adj. A drinker so far gone that every kindness arrives with a minor grievance attached. huffjuffsed adj. The state of being drunk and flat, warm, and unexpectedly suitable for sharing. huffkinned adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired a central hollow and no clear purpose for it. Wykeria was huffkinned and guarded the middle of the table. hufflered adj. The drunkenness of one who should not be piloting anything, particularly a barge. Kaigan was hufflered and was removed from the shopping trolley without incident. hufued adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating every passer-by as a source of artisanal flavour. hug boxed adj. You have drunk enough to need pressure from both sides before attempting the stairs. Livan went hug boxed between the banister and the wall, descending one careful inch at a time. hug machined adj. Drunk by closing time, and requiring firm external pressure to remain assembled. hug of deathed adj. Still drunk, and capable of bringing any conversation, service, or household system down through excessive attention. Kimmesha went hug of deathed on the group chat and silenced it for the evening. hug-a-hoodied adj. Too drunk to distinguish a threatening stranger from someone who merely needs a reassuring pat. Chloejane went hug-a-hoodied outside the pub and comforted a furious-looking lamppost. hug-boxed adj. You are drunk and moving as though the room has been padded specifically for your safety. hug-me-tighted adj. Sufficiently drunk to believe the upper body remains elegantly fitted while the arms disagree. hugaged adj. Having drunk enough to remain upright by refusing every opportunity to sit down. Excellence was hugaged on the landing, standing rigidly while negotiating the next step. hugaholicked adj. Having drunk more than the company can reasonably absorb, and seeking another embrace regardless. hugboxed adj. Of a drinker: held together by surrounding pressure, with balance supplied from outside. huge tegued adj. Of a drinker who has acquired the slow, deliberate gait of a large reptile crossing a room. Ursla went huge tegued on the stairs, placing each foot with geological care. hugenessed (/ˈhjuːd͡ʒ.nəsd/) adj. Describing a drinker who occupies considerably more space once coordination has been distributed across the furniture. Yulia became hugenessed in the doorway and could not pass without negotiating with both jambs.