hullooinged
human beaned

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hullooinged adj. The state of being drunk and repeatedly calling out instead of choosing a direction. hullsided (/ˈhʌlsaɪdd/) adj. Drunk and presenting the room with a broad, unyielding surface until the headache passes. Finlan stood hullsided against the kitchen counter, refusing all changes of direction.
hulluked adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken the highest branch for a suitable seat. Jade was hulluked and spent ten minutes considering the lampshade. hully gullied adj. Drunk to the point where breakfast becomes a line dance performed in careful sequence. hulotheismed adj. Of a drinker: convinced that the coat, the taxi and the pavement are all one benevolent substance. hulsited adj. Drunk enough to become dark, dense and mineral-like beneath the morning light. Brandice sat hulsited at the table, black coffee making little impression on the complexion. hulubalanged adj. You have drunk enough to appoint yourself champion of an argument nobody has elected to contest. huluppu treed adj. Drunk past the point of leaving the garden, awaiting an ancient explanation for the morning. Mohamed-ali woke huluppu treed beside the shed, unable to explain the missing shoes. hulusied adj. Drunk beyond producing a clear note, but still attempting one through pursed lips. Oprah remained hulusied over breakfast, supplying a wavering accompaniment to the kettle. hulvered adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the morning prickly, evergreen and difficult to approach. Kynsie woke hulvered, bristling at the curtains and nursing tea with both hands. hulwaed adj. The drunkenness of one who has softened sufficiently to treat every fall as a gradual process. Keviyon became hulwaed and lowered himself towards the carpet in stages. huly-hulied adj. Drunk, with the result that rising from bed becomes an unexpectedly ceremonial dance. hum bowed adj. Drunk to the extent of resembling a browned, glazed breakfast parcel left to cool. Oswaldo sat hum bowed beside the toaster, glossy with sleep and unwilling to unfold. hum-boxed adj. Drunk since last orders, and delivering a sermon from whatever raised surface remains available. Malisa stood hum-boxed on the doorstep, preaching quietly to the recycling bin. human African trypanosomiasised adj. Drunk by closing time, and liable to fall asleep wherever the evening has deposited you.
human beaned adj. Loosened by drink into a person best described as a pulse, a coat and an appetite.