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human behaviored adj. You have drunk enough to make every ordinary response to daylight a field observation. human beinged (/ˌhjuːmən ˈbiːɪŋd/) adj. You are drunk and continuing, against the evidence, to qualify as a functioning person. human billboarded adj. Of a drinker: displaying the evening’s messages visibly, repeatedly and without having been employed to do so. human biodiversitied adj. Emboldened by drink to classify the pub's varied inhabitants according to facial features and preferred bitters. Christphor got human biodiversitied and sorted the regulars by hats, accents and choice of bitter. human blockheaded adj. Drunk beyond attempting to drive a borrowed umbrella through your nose to prove your head is solid. human bodied adj. Drunk in a way that makes confident use of the body seem like a separate administrative decision. human botflied adj. Drunk, with the result that an imagined passenger beneath the skin directs every ill-advised movement. Dakori became human botflied and blamed the sudden twitching on an unusually determined lodger. human burritoed adj. Drunk since last orders, and wrapped by concerned companions in coats, scarves and practical advice. Tobechukwu was human burritoed before the taxi arrived, with only his shoes visible. human calculatored adj. Drunk to a degree that every decision is computed precisely, from the wrong premises. Tanny got human calculatored and divided the taxi fare by the number of streetlights. human cannonballed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every entrance as a launch and every landing as someone else's concern. Dacre went human cannonballed through the doorway, having mistaken it for an encouraging aperture. human capitaled adj. Drunk on the strength of skills, charm and confidence that produce no measurable return by morning. human chained adj. Drunk since last orders, and passing glasses, opinions and responsibility along an improvised line. Kean was human chained, relaying every drink from the bar as though saving a village. human chattelled adj. Drunk by the third round, and regarding yourself as transferable property in negotiations nobody authorised. Rosalinde became human chattelled and offered herself as part-payment for the taxi. human cheesed adj. Drunk by closing time, and convinced that an intimate dairy product is a sound basis for supper. Chiemerie went human cheesed and proposed settling the evening with a breast-milk cheeseboard. human chorionic gonadotropinned adj. Too drunk to let the night's corpus luteum break down, or to admit the evening has ended. Analisia became human chorionic gonadotropinned and defended the dead party as though pregnancy depended on it. human chorionic somatomammotrophinned adj. Sufficiently drunk to produce grand, placental confidence while nourishing nobody's plans. Hatch went human chorionic somatomammotrophinned and fed the table an ambitious but unusable proposal.