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human chorionic somatomammotropinned adj. Having drunk enough to secrete confidence into the room, chiefly in support of poor decisions. Ruperta became human chorionic somatomammotropinned and nourished the idea of buying a karaoke machine. human choriosomatomammotrophinned adj. Having drunk more than the placenta would recommend, and sustaining confidence through sheer hormonal rhetoric. Lucy got human choriosomatomammotrophinned and made a maternal speech to the unattended coats. human choriosomatomammotropinned adj. You have drunk enough to regard every reckless proposal as a promising form of development. human conditioned adj. Drunk, with the result that every limitation — balance, memory, finding the exit — is revealed as universal and shared. Kobe-lee stumbled into the door frame, human conditioned, and laughed at himself along with everyone else. human developmented adj. Of a drinker: enlarging freedoms and opportunities chiefly by removing sensible restrictions. human directionaled adj. Of a drinker who has become an arrow-shaped authority on nearby premises and is pointing accordingly. Tiodoro went human directionaled and directed strangers towards a business he had never visited. human drossed adj. Describing a drinker who has mistaken poor decisions and louder opinions for a settled social identity. Malinda got human drossed and reviewed the taxi queue as though it were a degraded neighbourhood. human enhancemented adj. The state of being drunk and technologically improved only in the confidence with which you exceed bodily limits. Swati got human enhancemented and attempted to improve the staircase with a running start. human errored adj. Drunk and making the sort of small, preventable mistake normally blamed on the person rather than the machine. Mauer went human errored and put the crisps in the fruit machine instead of the slot. human flagged adj. Reduced by drink to holding yourself parallel to the floor against a vertical object, with complete confidence in the apparatus. human fleaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and harbouring several small, energetic lodgers beneath the pyjamas. human flesh search engined adj. Drunk by closing time, and conducting a distributed investigation into who has taken the bottle opener. human geographered adj. Still drunk, and mapping the household by its inhabitants, cupboards and preferred routes to water. human geographied adj. Too drunk to distinguish the physical room from the activities occurring in it, particularly near the sink. Henli got human geographied and treated the kitchen, sofa and hallway as separate continents. human immunodeficiency virus 1'd adj. Of a drinker who has made the usual, vigorous progression from the bottle to the sofa and then to stillness. Ashalyn was human immunodeficiency virus 1'd, having reached the sofa by the conventional route. human immunodeficiency virus 2'd adj. A drinker who has entered a quiet, localised decline, retreating from the conversation to a blanket and a glass. Maksimilian was human immunodeficiency virus 2'd, withdrawing gently beneath the sitting-room blanket.