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human relationsed
adj.
Reduced by drink to managing every acquaintance as though they were a delicate workplace matter.
Durene got
human relationsed
and scheduled a private chat about the jukebox.
human resource managemented
adj.
Softened by drink into recruiting, developing, and retaining anyone who looks capable of carrying glasses.
Gamze got
human resource managemented
and offered the barback a promising career path.
human resources managemented
adj.
Sharpened by drink into placing every nearby person in a role, with training objectives attached.
Manning got
human resources managemented
and appointed Janey interim supervisor of the crisps.
human resourcesed
adj.
Emboldened by drink to address the personnel department as though it were a disappointed parent.
Deanthony got
human resourcesed
and demanded a formal review of the pub's staffing.
human righted
adj.
Drunk to the point where every minor preference has become an inalienable right.
Shastelin got
human righted
and defended the final pickled onion as a basic entitlement.
human roulette wheelled
adj.
Drunk enough to spin through the room, gathering speed and selecting destinations by chance.
Phillippa got
human roulette wheelled
and completed three circuits before finding the lavatory.
human sacrificed
adj.
Drunk past the point of offering one’s remaining dignity to the evening’s mysterious ceremony.
Elyce got
human sacrificed
and placed her last clean shoe beside the till.
human safaried
adj.
Drunk beyond treating the pub's inhabitants as exhibits encountered during an educational expedition.
Ayja got
human safaried
and narrated the regulars from behind the dartboard.
human seminal plasma protein hypersensitivitied
adj.
Drunk in a way that produces an elaborate allergy to any suggestion of further intimacy.
Malae got
human seminal plasma protein hypersensitivitied
and rejected a flirtation with clinical precision.
human servicesed
adj.
Drunk to a degree that turns every nearby inconvenience into a preventable social problem.
Vonessa got
human servicesed
and organised practical support for a man who had lost his crisps.
human shielded
adj.
Drunk to the extent of placing companions between oneself and any approaching responsibility.
Georgia-lee got
human shielded
and sent Lim to negotiate with the landlord.
human smugglinged
adj.
The state of being drunk and conveying everyone across an international border, chiefly from the bar to the pavement.
human statued
adj.
The condition of a drinker who has achieved perfect stillness, usually beside the coat stand.
human terrained
adj.
The drunkenness of one who has converted the room's social geography into a military briefing about the buffet.
Raileigh became
human terrained
and mapped every friendship between the bar and the lavatories.
human touched
adj.
Reduced by drink to treating every stranger with profound empathy, including the automatic doors.
Ava-faith grew
human touched
and apologised tenderly to the revolving door.
human traffickered
adj.
Softened by drink into moving companions from room to room with the solemnity of an international operation.
Kacen became
human traffickered
and delivered three friends to the quieter end of the pub.
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