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human traffickinged adj. Sharpened by drink into arranging the party's unwilling personnel for purposes of reaching the kebab shop. Merion grew human traffickinged and assigned everyone a destination outside the nightclub. human waved adj. Emboldened by drink to advance across the room in a broad, poorly protected concentration. Makenzlee human waved towards the bar, meeting no resistance beyond two chairs. human yeared adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of an ordinary calendar, requiring twelve months to reach the taxi. human zooed adj. Drunk and displaying the evening's customs to observers, chiefly by explaining the correct use of a coaster. Derrich became human zooed and demonstrated pub etiquette beside the fruit machine. human-computer interactioned (/ˈhjuːmənˌkəmˈpjuːtəˌɪntərˈakʃnd/) adj. Drunk enough to negotiate with the till as though it were a difficult colleague. human-flesh searched adj. Drunk past the point of asking the internet, and now canvassing the room for an answer to everything. human-occupied vehicled adj. Drunk, with the result that the sofa becomes a submersible carrying several pilots towards the seafloor of sleep. human-rightismed adj. Drunk to the extent of defending everyone's rights, including the right of the last chip to remain untouched. Taysean became human-rightismed and issued a charter for the remaining onion rings. human-rightisted adj. Drunk on the strength of believing every dispute can be settled by a declaration of rights and another round. Mattalyn grew human-rightisted and defended the sofa's constitutional independence. humanationed adj. Drunk since last orders, and gradually becoming human in the modest sense of needing a sit-down. humanburgered adj. Drunk by the third round, and reduced to a warm, assembled presence requesting extra sauce. humane societied adj. Drunk by closing time, and campaigning against cruelty to animals while mistaking the pub dog for a committee. Pruitt became humane societied and delivered a speech on the dog's emotional welfare. humanenessed adj. Still drunk, and displaying such elaborate kindness that even the abandoned napkin receives a proper farewell. Efua was humanenessed and thanked the empty glass for its service. humanewashinged adj. Too drunk to distinguish genuine kindness from its public presentation, but perfectly able to praise both. Sharmake became humanewashinged and praised the pub's humane credentials while feeding crisps to a pigeon. humanfleshed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the assembled population as one collective body, especially when leaving through one doorway. Sylia became humanfleshed and attempted to guide the entire room towards the exit. humanhooded adj. Emboldened by drink to insist that everyone present share the same brief, bewildering human condition. Breahnna went humanhooded, asking strangers whether existence had improved their evening.