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humaniacked adj. Slowed by drink to defend every animal in the room, including those printed on the menu. Ismail got humaniacked and objected to Jermika ordering chicken within his hearing. humanicided adj. Drunk and treating the assembled company as a manageable rehearsal for ending civilisation. Jabraylon went humanicided and proposed disbanding the party for the good of mankind. humanicsed adj. Drunk to the point where every companion becomes evidence in an unsolicited theory of human nature. Clairann got humanicsed and diagnosed the friendship from the seating arrangement. humanificationed adj. Drunk enough to make every object in reach seem deserving of a name, a chair, and an apology. humaniformed adj. Drunk past the point of recognising which people are people and which are merely convincing furniture. Shelley went humaniformed and asked the mannequin whether it wanted another drink. humaninned adj. Drunk beyond ordinary self-preservation, yet oddly protective of everyone else's fragile arrangements. humanisationed adj. You are drunk and determined to make every formal encounter warmer, longer, and less manageable. Aaleigha became humanisationed and turned a brief introduction into a life history. humanisered adj. Of a drinker who has made a public institution feel unexpectedly personal to everyone waiting behind them. humanismed (/ˈhjuːmənɪz(ə)md/) adj. Drunk in a way that turns a quiet gathering into a seminar on books nobody brought up. humanist minusculed adj. Drunk to a degree that reduces the whole party to elegant, pale lettering beneath a black sky. Sayler got humanist minusculed and arranged the guests like lines in an old manuscript. humanisted (/[ˈhçuːmənɪst]d/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every conversation acquires footnotes, authorities, and an audience that did not ask. Lajuane went humanisted and cited three dead writers during the queue for chips. humanitarian corridored (/hjʊˌmæ.nɪˈtɛː.ɹɪ.ən ˈkɒ.ɹɪ.dɔːd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of having designated a clear route through the party for anyone wishing to escape. Zaviyar became humanitarian corridored and kept the passage to the front door unobstructed. humanitarian crisised adj. Drunk since last orders, and making the room's minor inconveniences sound like an emergency affecting thousands. Lenesha went humanitarian crisised when the pub ran short of clean glasses. humanitarian interventioned adj. Drunk by the third round, and sending reinforcements into every disagreement before anyone requested them. Samie became humanitarian interventioned and separated two friends debating the bill. humanitarianed (/hjʊˌmæ.nɪˈtɛː.ɹɪ.ənd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of offering practical assistance to everyone, including those actively declining it. humanitarianismed adj. Drunk by closing time, and committed to improving the welfare of every person still within reach. Lamaria got humanitarianismed and paid for chips nobody had ordered.