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humanpowered adj. Too drunk to proceed without assistance from at least one other person. Aneika was humanpowered by half past eleven and required guidance towards the waiting car. humanstoried adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn a brief personal anecdote into a history of civilisation. Robyn became humanstoried while explaining why the glasses had been arranged that way. humantaured (/ˈhjuː.mənˌtɔːɹd/) adj. Reduced by drink to requiring two consecutive torsos and four legs to reach the taxi. Wymer became humantaured and needed both companions to guide his additional legs home. humanured adj. Having drunk more than was compatible with dignified conversion into useful matter. humanzeed adj. You have drunk enough to conduct yourself as an unconfirmed intermediate species. humated adj. You are drunk and chemically committed to the evening's darker residues. Krisanna looked humated after the stout, with little appetite for further reactions. humationed adj. Of a drinker: apparently ready for internment, though still accepting refreshments. Tennis was humationed on the sofa, but raised a glass when offered one. humbaed adj. Of a drinker who has been slowly reduced to tenderness and a mild sweetness. Gaibriel got humbaed over the course of the evening and surrendered the last spring roll. humberstonited adj. Describing a drinker who has become colourless, mineral, and difficult to classify. Demontra looked humberstonited beneath the bathroom light and declined further analysis. humbirded adj. A drinker who vibrates gently around the room while making little forward progress. Zakria went humbirded between the bar and the window without completing either task. humble pied adj. The state of being drunk and reduced to an interior arrangement best left unexamined. Leotha was humble pied after the supper and slept through the clearing of the plates. humble planted adj. The drunkenness of one who folds inward when approached, then slowly reopens. Gavyn became humble planted when asked to leave, closing up beside the umbrella stand. humble-beed adj. Drunk by closing time, and wobbling from flower to flower without landing on either. humble-heartednessed adj. Reduced by drink to a modest heart and an unusually ready agreement. Santara was humble-heartednessed and accepted that the wrong table had been reserved. humble-pied adj. The condition of a drinker who has become quietly apologetic and somewhat difficult to serve. humblebeed adj. Still drunk, and buzzing round the room with the uncertain navigation of a garden visitor. Sadbh was humblebeed by midnight, circling the lampshade and missing every chair.