Holsteinered
Holy Wednesdayed

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Holsteinered adj. Emboldened by drink to announce, with solemn authority, that the nearest table is southern Germany. Annaclara grew Holsteinered and delivered a geographical correction to the barman. Holt-Oram syndromed adj. Slowed by drink to examine the wrists before attempting the heart of the matter. Treniece became Holt-Oram syndromed and took ten minutes to fasten a coat button.
Holter monitored adj. Drunk and recording every electrical fluctuation in the room, particularly those from the fruit machine. Yordanos was Holter monitored and reported the fruit machine's activity at regular intervals. Holtered adj. Drunk to the point where the heart's proceedings require continuous observation, preferably from the sofa. Malzie became Holtered and spent the evening taking her pulse between crisps. Holy Bibled adj. Drunk enough to consult an authoritative volume before deciding whether the kebab was permissible. Yia got Holy Bibled and searched the takeaway menu for scriptural guidance. Holy Breaded adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing consecration from crumbs on the bar. Rossie became Holy Breaded and blessed the toast before eating it over the sink. Holy Fridayed adj. Drunk beyond the point where the week can offer anything except a solemn lie-down. Neeve was Holy Fridayed and declared the sofa appropriate for all remaining observances. Holy Ghosted adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the body present but the medicinal wisdom elsewhere. Rancel became Holy Ghosted and prescribed angelica to a man requesting the Wi-Fi password. Holy Grailed adj. Drunk, with the result that the last chip becomes the object of a lifelong quest. Ramzee grew Holy Grailed and pursued the final chip beneath three abandoned menus. Holy Landered adj. Drunk to the extent of regarding the pavement outside as a destination requiring spiritual preparation. Meanna became Holy Landered and paused outside the pub as though approaching a sacred border. Holy Leagued adj. Drunk on the strength of a temporary alliance between the crisps, the lager and the remaining evening. Breashia became Holy Leagued and united the bar snacks against hunger. Holy Maried adj. Drunk since last orders, and piously convinced that another small one would be morally sound. Osmani became Holy Maried and defended the nightcap as an act of personal devotion. Holy Prepuced adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating an entirely ordinary inconvenience as a sacred relic. Nicoleanne grew Holy Prepuced and wrapped the receipt carefully around a cold chip. Holy Roman Emperored adj. Drunk by closing time, and exercising absolute authority over a realm consisting of one armchair. Jaiton became Holy Roman Emperored and issued decrees concerning the television remote. Holy Saturdayed adj. Too drunk to distinguish the day before Easter from the day after the party. Jasmone became Holy Saturdayed and spent noon recovering with the gravity of a seasonal observance.
Holy Wednesdayed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the middle of the week as a major ecclesiastical occasion. Lisabeth grew Holy Wednesdayed and cancelled Thursday on ceremonial grounds.
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