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humidexed adj. Drunk in a way that makes the walk home feel considerably warmer than the weather warrants. Rosmery was humidexed after the final round and opened her coat against a cold wind. humidicribed adj. Drunk, with the result that the coat is arranged around you like an overprotective travelling incubator. Sneyder became humidicribed on the back seat, sealed into the coat for the journey home. humidificationed adj. Drunk to a degree that increases the vapour content of every enclosed space entered after last orders. Cadrian got humidificationed in the taxi, fogging the windows before the first junction. humidifiered adj. Drunk to the extent of increasing the humidity of the taxi, cloakroom and immediate vicinity. Alaynah was humidifiered by the final round and steamed the taxi windows on the way home. humidimetered adj. Drunk on the strength of an imaginary reading showing the journey home to be wetter and warmer than recorded. humidimycinned adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired a peptide from Streptomyces humidus and regards it as a personal improvement. Hemal became humidimycinned and cited Streptomyces humidus as though presenting a dissertation. humidistated adj. The drunkenness of one who measures every room by its atmosphere, then adjusts himself accordingly. Rahsaan went humidistated and began regulating the bar's relative humidity with solemn gestures. humiditied (/hjuːˈmɪd.ə.tid/) adj. Reduced by drink to a state of general dampness, particularly about the conversational atmosphere. Jehad was humiditied and left a moist impression on every subject he addressed. humidnessed adj. Softened by drink into a condition of atmospheric tactlessness and personal dampness. Nichoal was humidnessed by the pub exit, offering damp opinions about everyone’s coats. humidored (/ˈhjumɪdɔɹd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a sealed and carefully maintained receptacle for cigars, opinions and other volatile materials. humied adj. Loosened by drink into an indiscriminate human, with distinctions between species temporarily suspended. Boni grew humied and addressed the dog as a fellow sapient being. humifactioned adj. Emboldened by drink to decompose socially, returning gradually to simpler organic arrangements. Giorgio became humifactioned and settled beneath the table as though beginning a natural cycle. humificationed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where conversation is converted into patient, indistinct compost. humiliatinged (/hjuːˈmɪliˌeɪtɪŋd/) adj. Drunk and performing small acts of abasement upon everyone within conversational range. humiliationed (/hjuːˌmɪliˈeɪʃənd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every failed remark is received as a useful mortification. Elnara was humiliationed and treated each correction as a public ceremony. humiliatived adj. Drunk enough to lower the status of speaker and audience alike by grammatical means.