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hunboted adj. Drunk since last orders, and using false endearments to sell everyone a highly unsuitable final round. Arhianna became hunboted and called the barman darling while marketing homemade tonic. hunch cuddy hunched adj. Reduced by drink to a child in a Scottish game, inviting the household to pile upon your back. Raana became hunch cuddy hunched and offered his back to the assembled cousins. hunchbacked (/ˈhʌnt͡ʃbækd/) adj. Softened by drink into a stooped figure who has mistaken the carpet for a compelling prospect. hunched (/hʌnt͡ʃd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has acquired a modest protuberance where dignity used to be. hunchered adj. Sharpened by drink into a slouching observer whose principal ambition is to inspect the floor. Fender grew hunchered beside the buffet, conducting a low-level inquiry into crumbs. hunchinged (/ˈhʌnt͡ʃɪŋd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a series of small collapses, each less ceremonious than the last. hunchunited adj. Emboldened by drink to prospect for precious metal in the cutlery drawer. hundeed adj. Drunk to the point where every conversation becomes an informal transfer of funds. Jacquise got hundeed and attempted to remit his regards to the barman. hunderted adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of counting a hundred, then losing interest at seventeen. hundged (/hʌndʒd/) adj. Drunk and carrying the financial gravity of a hundred Australian dollars, chiefly in loose change. Marlenea was hundged at the bar, negotiating with a ten-pound note as though it were currency policy. hundialed adj. Drunk past the point of treating the collection box as a deserving recipient. Jayva went hundialed and deposited her house keys beneath the temple bell. hundied adj. Drunk enough to send goodwill by an informal route, with no reliable destination. Rozine became hundied and transferred her apologies through three unrelated guests. hundoed (/ˈhʌndəʊd/) adj. Drunk beyond a hundred, though the arithmetic has become distinctly aspirational. Kimaka was hundoed and claimed the evening had reached a hundred courses. hundred twenty-eighth noted adj. Drunk past the point of completing a sentence before its final syllable has gone home. Jedrik was hundred twenty-eighth noted, issuing tiny fragments of a story between sips. hundred-dollar hamburgered adj. Drunk and committed to a short expedition for food, followed by an equally unnecessary return journey. Nayvadius got hundred-dollar hamburgered and proposed flying to the next town for chips. hundred-legsed adj. Drunk to the extent of possessing more legs than required, none of which agree on direction. Alayza went hundred-legsed between the bar and the lavatory, taking the scenic route.