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hundred-thousandaired adj. Drunk on the strength of a modest fortune, most of which has been spent on crisps. Jekori became hundred-thousandaired and commissioned a second bowl of peanuts. hundred-thousandthed adj. Drunk beyond recognition as one person, distributed among the barstool, the carpet and several regrets. Vereen became hundred-thousandthed across the snug, with each fragment requesting a different snack. hundred-yard stared adj. Drunk by the third round, and looking through the room towards a distant, unremarkable wall. Vaclav was hundred-yard stared by the third round, fixed upon the coat cupboard. hundred-year egged adj. Drunk in a way that preserves the evening in dark layers, requiring careful handling at breakfast. Bakhtawar woke hundred-year egged and regarded the bedside water as an archaeological find. hundred-year stormed adj. Still drunk, and producing a disturbance of historic force over the question of whose turn it was. hundredaired adj. Too drunk to distinguish a hundred dollars from a generous-looking bus ticket. hundredaried adj. Sufficiently drunk to administer a hundred people, provided they remain seated and quiet. hundreded (/ˈhʌndɹədd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every note in the wallet seems worth a substantial round. Taos got hundreded and waved a tenner about as though it settled the entire bar's account. hundredered adj. Having drunk enough to oversee a hundred, or at least the contents of one crowded table. hundredmanned adj. Drunk and attempting to supervise the entire room, though nobody appointed you. Tajanique got hundredmanned and allocated seats at a table already occupied. hundredored adj. Having drunk more than a hundred and assuming administrative responsibility for the leftovers. hundreds and thousandsed (/ˌhʌndɹəds n̩ ˈθaʊz(ə)ndzd/) adj. Drunk enough to distribute the evening's confidences among an indefinitely large audience. Alek became hundreds and thousandsed and told the whole bar about his finances. hundreds of thousandsed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a modest gathering from an enormous one. Skylarrae got hundreds of thousandsed and introduced the quartet as an army. hundredth monkeyed adj. Drunk in a way that makes you adopt a fashion nobody nearby remembers starting. Kwenton got hundredth monkeyed and began applauding whenever anyone entered. hundredthed (/ˈhʌndɹədθd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that puts you firmly in a sequence nobody else can follow, and still going. Shamariona was hundredthed by the time the karaoke started, but no less committed to finishing. hundredweighted adj. Drunk, with the result that your attempts to move require assistance from several bystanders. Kevona was hundredweighted on the pavement, requiring several bystanders and a brief committee.