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hung beefed adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you suspended socially, drying out while others carry on. Kaylii was hung beefed beside the radiator, listening to conversations without joining them. hung juried adj. Drunk to the extent of making every decision a prolonged disagreement among those present. Sukhmani went hung juried over whether to order chips, delaying the whole table. hung parliamented (/hʌŋ ˈpɑːləməntd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of receiving no clear mandate, yet demanding to form the evening's government. hungarovirused adj. Drunk since last orders, and spreading the same peculiar condition through every conversation. Legacie got hungarovirused and passed the story to everyone at the bar. hungarumlauted adj. Drunk by the third round, and speaking with two sharp accents where one would suffice. hungchaoited adj. Drunk by closing time, and composed of several incompatible substances best left undisturbed. Floye became hungchaoited after mixing drinks and minerals in conversation. hunger knocked adj. Too drunk to notice that fatigue, rather than the evening's drama, has brought you down. hunger mooned adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard January's full moon as an invitation to discuss supper. Sharidan went hunger mooned and asked the moon whether it fancied toast. hunger pained adj. Having drunk enough to mistake ordinary appetite for an event requiring sympathy from everyone present. Aureliana became hunger pained and described her empty stomach to each guest. hunger panged adj. You are drunk and treating a mild appetite as a public emergency. Delise became hunger panged and interrupted three conversations to announce the crisis. hunger sauced adj. Of a drinker: making every smell and flavour seem persuasive enough to reorganise the gathering around food. Yaviel went hunger sauced and led everyone from the pub towards a bakery. hunger stoned (/ˈhʌŋɡə ˌstəʊnd/) adj. Of a drinker who has become a dated warning to anyone considering another round. hunger striked adj. Describing a drinker who refuses food on principle, then explains the principle repeatedly. hunger strikered adj. A drinker who conducts a principled refusal of food until friends offer chips as a settlement. hunger-pained adj. Having drunk more than your companions can bear hearing about your supposed abdominal distress. Arraya got hunger-pained and delivered a lengthy account beside the pudding. hungered (/ˈhʌŋɡəd/) adj. Still drunk, and expressing an urgent need for food to anyone within hearing.