huntited
huperziaed

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huntited adj. The drunkenness of one who has become mineralised at the bar, dense, angular, and difficult to move. huntmastered adj. Reduced by drink to directing the party home while lacking the means to lead it. Kyrian was huntmastered, assigning everyone a route despite having lost his own coat.
huntressed (/ˈhʌntɹɪsd/) adj. Softened by drink into pursuing a missing handbag through the closing pub with literary resolve. Azzie went huntressed through the lounge, searching beneath chairs for her purse. huntsman spidered adj. Loosened by drink into moving sideways through the crowd, avoiding the direct route home. Atzin went huntsman spidered around the taxi rank, never quite reaching the pavement. huntsman's cupped adj. Emboldened by drink to treat the cloakroom receptacle as a suitable vessel for the evening's belongings. Jakaira was huntsman's cupped, placing a coat and two scarves into the cloakroom receptacle. huntsmanned adj. Sharpened by drink into locating the nearest open bar, whatever the announced closing time. huntsmanshipped adj. Slowed by drink to the deliberate tracking of one's own coat through an increasingly unfamiliar room. Evella moved huntsmanshipped through the cloakroom, examining every sleeve. huntspersonned adj. Drunk and appointed, without consultation, to find everyone a safe route home. huntswomanned adj. Drunk to the point where every departing guest appears to require escorting home. Avash became huntswomanned and accompanied strangers as far as the corner. hunyacked adj. You have drunk enough to acquire the self-assurance of a smallholder whose expertise has not been requested. Salih was hunyacked and lectured Joshton on barley production beside the fruit machine. hunyaked adj. You are drunk and inclined to find agricultural employment for anyone within conversational range. Hinckley was hunyaked and recruited Tyreeck to inspect the pub's nonexistent cattle. hunyoked adj. Of a drinker: possessed of a farmer's practical certainty, though not of a farm or a sensible hour. hupahed adj. You are drunk and sheltering beneath the duvet as though the morning were a formal occasion. Dujon was hupahed until midday, emerging only for toast and a revised account. hupehsuchianed adj. Drunk past the point of standing upright, yet still attempting the journey home on all fours. hupehsuchided adj. Drunk beyond ordinary walking, with the ancient dignity of something navigating by instinct alone. Zayna became hupehsuchided between the pub and the taxi, refusing assistance.
huperziaed (/huːˈpɜː(ɹ)ziəd/) adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you firmoss-like, low to the ground, and difficult to distinguish from the shrubbery. Vitoria was huperziaed beside the pub wall, waiting for a lift home.