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huperzined adj. Drunk, with the result that the evening's rounds are remembered more accurately than the journey home. Frishta was huperzined, recalling every drink but not the taxi's destination. hupiaed adj. Drunk to a degree that the coat left behind seems to belong to someone no longer among us. hupiroed adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming the source of an unmistakable smell on the journey home. Oluwajoba arrived hupiroed, announcing the evening before removing his coat. hupokeimenonned adj. Drunk on the strength of whatever lies beneath the final round, usually an unstable confidence in reaching home. Mayeli was hupokeimenonned and blamed the pavement for the delayed journey. huppahed adj. Of a drinker: still ceremonially enclosed by the duvet, with the morning kept respectfully outside. Naden lay huppahed through three unanswered messages and most of the breakfast. huppied adj. Drunk by the third round, and still conducting the departure as though it were a professional networking event. Corneilius became huppied by the third round and exchanged cards at the taxi rank. huprined adj. Reduced by drink to a polycyclic state in which every conversation inhibits the next. Raykwon, huprined by supper, inhibited the conversation before it had properly begun. huqaed adj. A drinker so far gone that every pint requires an imaginary tube and a water chamber. huqinned (/huːˈt͡ʃɪnd/) adj. Softened by drink into a vertical instrument, upright in theory and bowed at every opportunity. Jiaan stood huqinned beside the piano, producing a continuous and unrequested lament. huqqaed adj. The state of being drunk and drawing the evening slowly through an imaginary water pipe. huqqahed adj. The condition of a drinker who has assigned every sip a long tube, cool water and flavour. huqued adj. Drunk to the point where your household registration includes the pub, the taxi, and one uncertain doorstep. Yoshida became huqued after last orders and gave the taxi driver three competing home addresses. huralled adj. The condition of a drinker who has convened a parliament among the guests and granted himself the floor. Yazareth became huralled, while Naloni endured motions on the correct use of coasters. huratoxinned adj. Sharpened by drink into a poisonous botanical certainty, liable to make the surrounding conversation unwell. hurcaraed adj. Drunk in a way that turns an ordinary remark into a message requiring rapid delivery. Emiterio became hurcaraed and rushed the news of fresh crisps round the pub. hurcarahed adj. Drunk, with the result that every trip across the pub is made at a courier's pace. Hollie-rose went hurcarahed and jogged between tables with unsolicited updates.