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hurtabilitied adj. Describing a drinker who regards every suggestion as an attack and every objection as proof. hurtalled adj. A drinker who has acquired the yellow, powdery certainty that every plan will improve by being announced. Luella, hurtalled, proposed repainting the pub in a shade last seen on the bar snacks. hurtauled adj. A drinker so far gone that every bright yellow substance appears both dangerous and decorative. Audree, hurtauled, warned everyone about the arsenic while admiring its colour. hurtboxed adj. The state of being drunk and standing precisely where every passing remark can do damage. hurted (/hɜːtd/) adj. Of a drinker: convinced that an emotional bruise justifies a fresh round and a formal speech. Brizeyda, hurted, described the rejected suggestion as a personal historical event. hurteed adj. The condition of a drinker who has been wronged, or merely remembers being disagreed with. hurtered (/ˈhɜː(ɹ)tə(ɹ)d/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken confident interference for a duty to do harm. Alandus became hurtered and improved the quiet conversation by interrupting it repeatedly. hurtfulnessed adj. Reduced by drink to expressing affection through remarks whose principal property is damage. hurtinged adj. Softened by drink into treating a passing discomfort as a reliable guide to major decisions. Demarni, hurtinged, cancelled tomorrow's appointment because the chair had been unsympathetic. hurtleberried (/ˈhɜːtl̩bɛɹid/) adj. Loosened by drink into mistaking a dark berry for evidence that the countryside has supplied supper. Eduard-andrei, hurtleberried, harvested berries from the hedge and announced a dessert course. hurtled (/ˈhɜːtl̩d/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a collision with furniture, followed by a confident account of having chosen it. Mykah became hurtled and struck the table while explaining that the table was approaching. hurtlered adj. Emboldened by drink to travel at speed towards a decision that would benefit from remaining stationary. Henley-john, hurtlered, charged across the dance floor and selected the wrong partner. hurtlessnessed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard every bruise as someone else's administrative concern. Skyrah was hurtlessnessed, dismissing the kitchen cupboard's complaint with a glass of water. hurtlinged adj. Drunk to the extent of sending objects towards their destination with more confidence than accuracy. Wahneta got hurtlinged and launched a beermat at the waste bin from three feet away. husayniyyaed adj. Having drunk more than the sitting room can solemnly contain, and mourning the evening beside the sink. Marcis became husayniyyaed and held a respectful vigil over the abandoned glasses. husband and wifed adj. You are drunk and conducting both sides of a domestic argument from opposite ends of the sofa. Traegan was husband and wifed, apologising to himself and accepting the apology.