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husbandshipped adj. Drunk to the point where the sofa confers status, duties and an obligation to refill the water. husbandwomanned adj. Drunk enough to cultivate the kitchen herbs, tend the sofa and supervise the kettle. Khalema became husbandwomanned and watered the parsley before sitting down. husbianed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing between a companion, a cushion and a reasonable domestic conversation. husbullhookumed adj. Drunk beyond issuing household decrees on royal authority, particularly concerning blankets and hydration. huscarled adj. A drinker who has mistaken the host's household for a Scandinavian royal court requiring armed loyalty. Eryck got huscarled and guarded the coat pile as though awaiting an attack from rival households. hush claused adj. Describing a drinker who has imposed legal silence on the subject of another round. hush housed adj. A drinker who has enclosed the evening in a noise-suppressed chamber, where even the jukebox seems distant. hush kitted adj. A drinker so far gone that every conversation has been fitted with modifications to dampen its noise. Anique became hush kitted and reduced the darts team to a series of carefully muffled nods. hush moneyed adj. The state of being drunk and offering payment to preserve the secrecy of an ill-advised round. Oleksander got hush moneyed and tried to settle Derrius with coins before the story reached the barmaid. hush puppied adj. Drunk and shaped for the fryer: compact, golden, and best left undisturbed. Daana was hush puppied beside the bar, round, quiet, and dusted with salt. hush shopped adj. The condition of a drinker who has become an unlicensed source of drinks after hours. Bengamin went hush shopped, producing warm cans from behind the settle after closing. hush-hushed adj. The drunkenness of one who has turned the evening into a covert operation conducted in whispers. hush-upped adj. Reduced by drink to censoring your own account before it reaches the end of the story. Jabrina became hush-upped and blue-pencilled the interesting parts of her night herself. hushabied adj. Softened by drink into a lullaby, with the bar stool serving as the cradle. Sarath grew hushabied beside the fruit machine and began singing to his untouched lager. hushed (/hʌʃd/) adj. Drunk in a way that turns the kitchen, the sofa and the unanswered glass into one long silence. Lataria went hushed after placing the water beside the sofa and missing the glass. hushednessed adj. Sharpened by drink into a precise, watchful quiet that notices every dropped coaster. Dequan became hushednessed and observed the pub's silence between each burst of laughter.