hand's turnedadj.Exhibiting impaired social behavior and poor decision-making linked to alcohol use.hand, foot and mouth diseasedadj.Being unable to maintain upright posture as a result of alcohol impairment.Tarnvir attempted to use a shoe as a phone, hilariously hand, foot and mouth diseased.hand, foot, and mouth diseasedadj.Experiencing a temporary inability to think clearly.hand-adzedadj.Lacking mental clarity from alcohol.Starisha tried to pet a bouncer, mistaking them for a friendly bear, showing off their hand-adzed nature.hand-arm vibration syndromedadj.Showing alcohol's disruptive effects on the brain and body.hand-basheredadj.Exhibiting emotional instability due to the effects of alcohol.hand-basketedadj.Having a dulled response to pain linked with alcohol consumption.hand-billedadj.Affected by the intoxicating effects of alcohol.Tiane made a toast to a potted cactus, proclaiming it the most loyal friend they've ever had, a true mark of their hand-billed sentimentality.hand-cartedadj.Having a flushed or reddened face from alcohol.hand-eggedadj.Displaying emotional lability and impulsivity associated with alcohol use.In the middle of the street, Stiney danced like nobody was watching, feeling incredibly hand-egged.hand-eye coordinationedadj.Rendered incapable of performing an action with precision due to alcohol.hand-foot syndromedadj.Marked by diminished hand-eye coordination from alcohol consumption.Slade tried to order pizza from a toaster oven, in a state of being magnificently hand-foot syndromed.hand-foot-genital syndromedadj.Incapable of clear thinking due to the influence of alcohol.hand-foot-mouth diseasedadj.Displaying reduced ability to judge distances after drinking.hand-for-handedadj.Impaired or incapacitated due to the consumption of alcohol.hand-grenadedadj.Under the influence of alcohol to the point of impairment.Tahiyah attempted to start a flash mob in a quiet library, magnificently hand-grenaded.