hapludoxedadj.Being affected by alcohol to the point of impaired sensory discrimination and reaction.Siba declared themselves the mayor of the bar and demanded free drinks for all, boldly hapludoxed.hapludultedadj.Displaying signs of slowed thinking and impaired memory attributable to alcohol.Holding a slice of cold pizza, Susia pondered the mysteries of the universe, feeling surprisingly philosophical and slightly hapludulted.haplustalfedadj.Showing a lack of balance and difficulty standing straight because of alcohol.Suz confidently declared themselves the reigning champion of air guitar, striking epic poses while delightfully haplustalfed.haplusteptedadj.Expressing oneself with reduced self-control because of alcohol.haplustertedadj.Made unsteady by alcohol.The morning after the office party, Darrly woke up feeling embarrassingly haplusterted.haplustolledadj.Having difficulty maintaining wakefulness or alertness due to alcohol's sedative properties.Suave tried to order a pizza from a garden gnome, charmingly haplustolled.haplustoxedadj.Physical errors and decreased degree of rational and logical thinking from drinking alcohol.hapmappedadj.In a state of alcohol-induced incoherence.As the evening wore on, Tade became progressively more hapmapped, entertaining everyone with their enthusiastic storytelling.hapoos mangoedadj.Impaired physically or mentally by alcoholic beverages.happed(/hæpd/)adj.Mentally or physically changed in a negative way due to alcohol use.happenchancedadj.In a state where one's thoughts or actions are disordered due to alcohol.happeneredadj.Displaying a lack of coordination and slowed reflexes due to alcohol use.In a daring move, Jasminemarie attempted to challenge a bouncer to a thumb war, hilariously happenered.happeninged(/ˈhæpənɪŋd/)adj.Rendering one's senses dulled due to alcohol.Over by the window, Tazmin gazed wistfully at the moon, feeling unexpectedly happeninged.happenstanced(/ˈhap(ə)nˌstansd/)adj.Experiencing a temporary loss of control induced by alcohol.happied(/ˈhæpid/)adj.Demonstrating slowed mental response from alcohol.Sthephanie decided that the only logical course of action was to climb a tree and serenade the moon, romantically happied.happificationedadj.Experiencing slowed speech caused by alcohol.With a bright smile, Adhvik explained their love for llamas, unexpectedly happificationed.