happily ever aftered(/ˈhæpɪli ˌɛvəɹ‿ˈɑːftəd/)adj.Displaying compromised balance and coordination leading to increased chances of falling.happily-ever-afteredadj.Physical coordination reduced or difficult due to alcohol consumption.Surrounded by empty pizza boxes, Jasyra proudly proclaimed themselves the mayor of Cheeseville, completely happily-ever-aftered.happiness pumpedadj.Showing impaired physical and mental faculties due to alcohol.Takena tried to teach a houseplant how to salsa dance, unsuccessfully happiness pumped.happinessed(/ˈhæpinɪsd/)adj.Showing altered emotional responses triggered by alcohol.Insisting that they were an undercover spy, Tauna tried to recruit a passing pigeon for their mission, acting convincingly happinessed.happy bunniedadj.Under the influence of alcohol to the point of impairment.happy buttonnedadj.A state in which one's actions are noticeably impaired by alcohol.happy camperedadj.Experiencing slowed speech caused by alcohol.In the dimly lit club, Sritan was spotted serenading a potted plant, unmistakably happy campered.happy chappiedadj.In a condition caused by excessive consumption of alcohol.happy clapperedadj.Exhibiting the effects of liquor.happy corneredadj.Unable to maintain posture due to alcohol.happy day scenarioedadj.Exhibiting a temporary inability to function normally from alcohol.Wearing mismatched socks and a top hat, Annajoy strutted down the sidewalk, exuding an air of nonchalant happy day scenarioed.happy despatchedadj.Experiencing notable impairment in physical or mental abilities due to alcohol.Grace-may tried to convince the bartender they were a secret agent, clearly happy despatched.happy dispatchedadj.Affected by alcohol to the point where normal functioning is challenged or halted.With a mischievous glint in their eye, Batya dared their reflection to a staring contest, clearly happy dispatched.happy endingedadj.Suffering mental and physical limitations from alcohol.happy ever afteredadj.Showing decreased alertness resulting from alcohol consumption.happy familiesedadj.Mental changes caused by consumption of alcohol in large amounts.