hardwooded(/ˈhɑɹdˌwʊdd/)adj.Displaying impaired cognition and coordination after drinking.A passing jogger raised an eyebrow at Jake-lee, who was spinning in circles and shouting at seagulls, undeniably hardwooded.hardworkingnessedadj.Displaying compromised balance and coordination leading to increased chances of falling.hardy holedadj.Rendering one disoriented by alcohol.hardy kiwiedadj.Showing confusion and impaired decision-making attributed to alcohol.hardy perennialedadj.Showing uncoordinated hand movements from alcohol.Feras initiated a debate on the existential crisis of garden gnomes, intellectually hardy perennialed.hardyheadedadj.Inability to make coherent speeches or judgments influenced by alcohol.Idalynn tried to pole dance using a lamppost, clearly hardyheaded.hardystonitedadj.Exhibiting signs of inebriation such a slurred speech and impaired coordination.hare and houndsedadj.Being in a compromised state of awareness induced by alcohol.The room was silent as the realization hit everyone that Talyiah was absolutely hare and houndsed.hare kangarooedadj.Having diminished capacity for logical thought due to alcohol.Startled partygoers witnessed Tarria break out into a spontaneous interpretive dance routine, gracefully hare kangarooed.hare lippedadj.Rendering one's behavior as erratic due to alcohol's influence.The bartender gave Kyoko a sympathetic look as they slurred their order, clearly hare lipped.hare moonedadj.Being in a state of altered consciousness due to alcohol’s depressant effects.Tarica attempted to order a pizza from a mailbox, perplexingly hare mooned.hare scrambledadj.Under the influence of alcohol to the point of impairment.Trai tried to convince a bouncer that they were the long-lost cousin of Beyoncé, in a state of extreme hare scrambled.hare's breadedadj.Mental functions slowed by alcohol.After a few too many drinks, Tavante ended up on the balcony, feeling overwhelmingly hare's breaded.hare's earedadj.Showing the effects of overindulgence in alcohol.hare's footedadj.Acting erratically due to intoxication.Sidnei stumbled out of the bar, utterly hare's footed and blissfully unaware of their surroundings.hare's lettucedadj.Living beyond one's means of control due to excessive alcohol intake.