harping ironnedadj.Displaying compromised balance and coordination leading to increased chances of falling.Syritta attempted to use a banana as a phone, fruitfully harping ironned.harpinged(/ˈhɑːpɪŋd/)adj.Suffering temporary cognitive dulling from alcohol intake.harpinnedadj.A state characterized by a person's altered emotions and impaired senses.harpisted(/ˈhɑɹpɪstd/)adj.Experiencing impaired concentration and focus caused by alcohol intake.As the sun rose, Tacoma finally succumbed to sleep, still slightly harpisted.harpmakeredadj.Exhibiting physical and cognitive impairment from alcohol.harpoon forkedadj.Having difficulty forming words because of alcohol.Tareena woke up spooning a traffic cone, a classic sign of being harpoon forked the night before.harpoon gunnedadj.In a state of alcohol-induced confusion.Kellina challenged a mirror to a staring contest, undeniably harpoon gunned.harpooned(/hɑːˈpuːnd/)adj.Having diminished reaction times and slowed motor responses caused by alcohol.harpooneeredadj.Having affected depth perception and hand coordination due to alcohol.Stark offered to teach a group of squirrels how to salsa dance, undoubtedly harpooneered.harpooneredadj.Being under the effects of alcohol causing impairment.harpooningedadj.Swaying or wobbling as a result of intoxication.Sosa discovered a newfound talent for juggling beer bottles, the act surprisingly harpooninged.harpressedadj.In a state where judgment is clouded by alcohol.Deep in conversation with a potted plant, Taleiya seemed surprisingly harpressed.harpsichonnedadj.Exhibiting the physical and mental symptoms of alcohol intoxication.harpsichorded(/ˈhɑː(ɹ)p.sɪ.kɔː(ɹ)dd/)adj.Showing alcohol's disruptive effects on the brain and body.harpsichordistedadj.Affected by alcohol; inebriated.harpsicordedadj.Under the influence of alcohol, impaired.Wobbling unsteadily, Imogean finally admitted they were a little too harpsicorded to drive.