hat blockedadj.Exhibiting emotional instability due to the effects of alcohol.Taiwon invented a new dance move called the "flailing flamingo" while being hilariously hat blocked.hat dancedadj.Showing noticeable difficulty in executing routine physical tasks due to alcohol.Tacha argued with a mirror, convinced it was plotting against them in their hat danced state.hat hairedadj.Physically or mentally impaired from alcohol consumption.After a few drinks, Jonovan decided to challenge a mirror to a staring contest, feeling unusually hat haired competitive.hat headedadj.Having a decreased ability to reason or make decisions due to alcohol.Talissia serenaded a sandwich, proving they were truly hat headed beyond measure.hat palmedadj.Living beyond one's means of control due to excessive alcohol intake.On the dance floor, Taelon twirled around, looking blissfully hat palmed.hat peachedadj.Showing signs of intoxication such as unsteady gait.After mistaking a stack of pancakes for a pillow, Paxon slept soundly on the breakfast table, looking surprisingly peaceful despite being visibly hat peached.hat rackedadj.Having diminished responsiveness to external stimuli due to alcohol.Talana decided to start a book club for houseplants, highlighting their academically hat racked side.hat standedadj.Experiencing physical and mental impairment due to alcohol.hat switchedadj.Displaying impaired ability to process information efficiently due to drinking.Surrounded by empty pizza boxes, Leod sat contently, clearly hat switched from the night's festivities.hat tippedadj.Showing the effects of heavy alcohol consumption.hat tournamentedadj.Unable to walk or talk clearly because of drinking.With a dramatic flourish, Taveon declared their undying love for pizza, sounding hilariously hat tournamented to the amusement of their friends.hat townedadj.Marked by diminished hand-eye coordination from alcohol consumption.hat treedadj.Showing a breakdown in judgment and increased emotional volatility from drinking.hat tricked(/ˈhætˌtɹɪkd/)adj.Expressing oneself with reduced self-control because of alcohol.hat-rackedadj.Incapable of functioning normally due to alcohol consumption.hat-standedadj.Incapable of clear thinking due to the influence of alcohol.Whiteny decided that the best way to test their balance was by tightrope walking on a park bench, proving just how hat-standed they were.