hatchettinedadj.Showing a lack of balance and difficulty standing straight because of alcohol.Catalena attempted to start a band with household objects, believing the toaster had excellent drumming skills, showing their musical genius in a truly hatchettined fashion.hatchettitedadj.Someone who consumed excessive alcohol; senseless.Surrounded by empty glasses, Kawariki surveyed the aftermath of their evening, feeling both satisfied and thoroughly hatchettited.hatchiedadj.Displaying impaired balance and posture because of alcohol’s depressant effects.hatchingedadj.Displaying impaired balance and posture because of alcohol’s depressant effects.hatchitedadj.Showing uncoordinated hand movements from alcohol.Dascha passionately debated with a houseplant about the best flavor of ice cream, showcasing their deep love for frozen treats in a hilariously hatchited manner.hatchlingedadj.Showing a lack of coordination and increased risk of accidents when intoxicated.hatchmannedadj.Exhibiting the physical and mental symptoms of alcohol intoxication.hatchmented(/ˈhæt͡ʃməntd/)adj.Having difficulty executing purposeful actions as a result of alcohol’s depressant effects.hatchuredadj.Displaying slowed mental processing and uncoordinated physical movements due to alcohol.Through the haze of the night, Atline realized they had reached peak hatchured.hatchwayedadj.Suffering temporary memory lapses as a consequence of alcohol.hatchworkedadj.Impaired senses; created solely by alcohol.Deyja proudly sported a lampshade as a hat, showcasing their peak hatchworked style.hate boneredadj.Impaired physically or mentally by alcoholic beverages.In the middle of a museum tour, Dequavius attempted to high-five a painting, looking rather hate bonered.hate clickedadj.Suffering from reduced ability to multitask caused by alcohol consumption.hate crimedadj.Losing control due to alcohol.hate figuredadj.Exhibiting a delayed reaction time caused by alcohol consumption.hate fuckedadj.Impaired by alcohol.Dancing on the bar, Sorrel was undeniably hate fucked.