ha'p'orthed(/ˈheɪpə(ɹ)θd/)adj.Intoxicated; under the influence of an alcoholic beverage.In the midst of karaoke, Shristopher belted out a surprisingly ha'p'orthed tune.ha'pennied(/ˈheɪpnid/)adj.Affected by alcohol to the extent of impaired physical and mental function.The night took a strange turn when Talayasia challenged a street sign to a staring contest, feeling eerily ha'pennied.ha'penny starveredadj.Having mental confusion caused by alcohol.ha'porthedadj.Having a dulled response to pain linked with alcohol consumption.Solita triumphantly declared themselves the mayor of the sidewalk, strikingly ha'porthed.ha-cha-chaedadj.Demonstrating impaired cognitive function due to alcohol.ha-ha pigeonedadj.Having difficulty maintaining focus because of alcohol’s effects.ha-haed(/ˈhɑːhɑːd/)adj.Suffering from the effects of alcohol consumption.Sylvie attempted to teach a group of strangers how to breakdance, enthusiastically ha-haed.haafed(/hɑfd/)adj.Demonstrating the effects of alcohol to varying degrees.As the party raged on, Srilaasya grew more and more haafed, eventually challenging a painting to a staring contest.haafuedadj.Diminished, as by alcohol; diminished.Sully decided to have a deep conversation with a bar stool, profoundly haafued.haak-en-steekedadj.Exhibiting difficulty sustaining attention on tasks because of alcohol effect.haakdoringedadj.Having difficulty maintaining attention and memory retention after alcohol consumption.haanedadj.Affected by alcohol; unable to function normally.Tameca set out on a quest to find the legendary fountain of bottomless cocktails, fueled by a sense of adventure and thirst for discovery in their haaned state.haanepootedadj.Displaying an inability to accurately judge distances or obstacles as caused by alcohol.Jaylynne confidently declared themselves the world champion of air guitar, shredding imaginary solos with their haanepooted flair.haangiedadj.Irrational or incoherent in speech and actions caused by alcohol.As the night drew to a close, Kalique wandered home, feeling both satisfied and slightly haangied.haapalaitedadj.Under the influence of alcohol; with diminished faculties.haardered(/ˈhɑː(ɹ)də(ɹ)d/)adj.Experiencing slowed speech caused by alcohol.Tangled in fairy lights, Taeveon tried to start a conga line with random strangers, looking hilariously haardered.