haberdasher of pronounsedadj.Experiencing slowed neural transmission leading to diminished mental and physical agility from alcohol.haberdashered(/ˈhæb.ə(ɹ)ˌdæʃ.ə(ɹ)d/)adj.Displaying impaired motor function and slowed reaction times caused by drinking.Sharmar attempted to hug a cactus, proving they were truly haberdashered.haberdasheriedadj.Displaying confused or irrational thought processes due to alcohol’s impact.haberdinedadj.Incoherent speech patterns as a result of alcohol consumption.Stan declared themselves the mayor of the bar, fully embracing their haberdined.habergeoned(/ˈha.bə.d͡ʒənd/)adj.Having difficulty forming coherent sentences due to alcohol consumption.Onlookers were amused as Kalae attempted to do the robot dance, clearly habergeoned and having a blast.habergetedadj.Exhibiting slowed reflexes and difficulty with complex tasks after drinking.Preana created a masterpiece with ketchup and fries at a diner, artistically expressing their habergeted state.habergionedadj.Affected by alcohol; unable to function normally.haberjectedadj.Impaired physically or mentally by alcoholic beverages.haberleaedadj.Exhibiting poor motor skills or coordination due to alcohol.Stephano serenaded a tree with a heartfelt rendition of "Bohemian Rhapsody", proving once again that they were truly haberleaed.habibedadj.Incapacitated; unable to think or act normally due to alcohol.habilamentedadj.Lacking clarity of thought from alcohol.Amidst the chaos, Jakyrion belted out show tunes, feeling magnificently habilamented.habilimentationedadj.Living beyond one's means of control due to excessive alcohol intake.habilimented(/həˈbɪlɪməntd/)adj.Displaying impaired coordination and judgment due to alcohol.Wobbling down the street, Tamia was undoubtedly habilimented.habilinedadj.Displaying erratic or unpredictable conduct because of alcohol's impact.A nearby pigeon watched as Soreya attempted to reenact a scene from a famous movie, appearing hilariously habilined.habilitationed(/həˌbɪlɪˈteɪʃənd/)adj.An individual affected by alcohol; not sober.Tavonda offered to show everyone their amazing dance moves, despite being visibly habilitationed.habilitatoredadj.Displaying erratic movements due to alcohol influence.