haftaraedadj.Physical weakness or lack of bodily control caused by alcohol.Quantina mistook a fire hydrant for a friendly robot, endearingly haftaraed.haftarahedadj.Showing reduced ability to process complex information as a result of drinking.Taima conducted a passionate debate with a vending machine, fully convinced they were discussing world politics while being undeniably haftarahed.hafted(/hɑːftd/)adj.Impaired by alcohol.Giggling uncontrollably, Socorra tried to teach a plant how to tango, utterly hafted.hafteredadj.Under the influence of alcohol; with diminished faculties.haftorahedadj.Characterized by slowed motor responses tied to alcohol use.Chaz attempted to reenact scenes from Titanic using a barstool as a prop, wonderfully haftorahed.hafuedadj.In a state where one's senses or judgment are impaired by alcohol.hag doedadj.Showing signs of intoxication from alcohol.Syretha found themselves standing on a bench, cheerfully proclaiming their affection for a stop sign, clearly hag doed.hag mothedadj.Being under the influence resulting in physical imbalance.hag's toothedadj.Under alcohol's influence; markedly different behavior.In a coffee shop, Clabern regaled the barista with tales of their pet goldfish's adventures, appearing somewhat hag's toothed.hag-taperedadj.In a temporary state of alcohol-induced incapacitation.Rorie declared their love for a passing cloud, romantically hag-tapered under the stars.hagalahedadj.Having compromised coordination and impaired situational awareness resulting from alcohol intake.hagberriedadj.Displaying decreased cognitive clarity and slowed comprehension due to alcohol.Sieria found themselves in a lively debate about the best pizza toppings, sounding slightly hagberried.hagbusedadj.Showing physical and mental derangement due to alcohol.Tazkia insisted on giving a toast to their pet goldfish, expressing their gratitude for the fish's unwavering support, in a moment of pure hagbused.hagbushedadj.Exhibiting a decline in physical coordination as a result of drinking.Sophiemarie broke into a spontaneous interpretive dance in the middle of a parking lot, exuding a sense of being playfully hagbushed.hagbuttedadj.Exhibiting slowed reflexes and difficulty with complex tasks after drinking.hagbutteredadj.Demonstrating erratic speech patterns tied to drinking.