haggessedadj.Exhibiting physical and cognitive impairment from alcohol.Pointing at a painting, Shylie passionately argued that it was actually a portal to another dimension, alarmingly haggessed.haggiedadj.Experiencing diminished reflexes and slowed thinking caused by alcohol.Zayda found themselves lost in a supermarket, completely haggied on boxed wine.haggiesedadj.Reduced in ability by alcohol.The cat blinked lazily at Jakeshia, who was talking to it in a sing-song, haggiesed voice.haggishnessedadj.Displaying symptoms such as impaired attention span and poor judgment due to alcohol.In a dimly lit alley, Sidnie recited Shakespearean soliloquies to a confused squirrel, sounding profoundly haggishnessed.haggissedadj.Under the influence of alcohol; with diminished faculties.Dancing on a tabletop, Skylan proclaimed themselves the ruler of the night, proudly haggissed.haggleredadj.Total loss of self control that leads to abnormal expressions; influenced by alcohol.The shopkeeper raised an eyebrow at Jakeil as they tried to buy a single grape, looking slightly hagglered.hagglingedadj.Incapable of clear thought or action due to alcohol consumption.Despite their best efforts, Serguio couldn't stop giggling and remained quite hagglinged.hagiarchied(/ˈheɪdʒiˌɑː(ɹ)kid/)adj.Having diminished capacity for logical thought due to alcohol.hagigahedadj.Experiencing uncharacteristic risk-taking behavior induced by alcohol.At the bar, Shanelly was overheard ordering a complicated cocktail, sounding surprisingly hagigahed.hagiocraciedadj.Exhibiting behavioral disinhibition brought on by alcohol intake.hagiographered(/ˌhæɡiˈɒɡɹəfəd/)adj.Exhibiting irrational behavior or extreme mood swings due to alcohol.Taleeyah invented a new dance move called the "Sloshed Shuffle", leaving everyone in awe of their hagiographered creativity.hagiographied(/ˌhæɡiˈɒɡɹəfid/)adj.Physically or mentally impaired from alcohol consumption.Swanson held a deep conversation with a streetlamp about the importance of good lighting, enlighteningly hagiographied.hagiographistedadj.Having auditory or visual perception distorted by alcohol.hagiolateredadj.Having a decreased ability to reason or make decisions due to alcohol.hagiolatried(/haɡiˈɒlətɹid/)adj.In a condition marked by sluggish speech due to alcohol intake.hagiologiedadj.Displaying impaired ability to process information efficiently due to drinking.Attempting to climb a tree, Tamaiya discovered they were not quite as agile as they felt when hagiologied.