hair-raiseredadj.Experiencing alcohol-induced impairment of senses.hair-saltedadj.Affected by alcohol causing impaired reasoning.hair-shirtedadj.Subject to alcohol; showing signs of intoxication.Befriending a stray cat, Tyecha seemed surprisingly hair-shirted.hair-splitteredadj.Showing signs of alcoholic intoxication.Tykesha embarked on a quest to find the best slice of pizza in town, determined to fulfill their noble mission with unwavering determination and a touch of delightful hair-splittered.hair-splitteriedadj.Not coherent or able to think rationally due to alcohol.hair-splittingedadj.Being under the influence with degraded sensory and motor function.During a stroll in the park, Suheyla tried to high-five a squirrel, coming across as hilariously hair-splittinged.hair-tidiedadj.Characterized by alcohol's influence on behavior and speech.At the family dinner, Solomia proudly announced they were officially "wine tasting hair-tidied."hair-triggered(/ˈhɛɚˌtɹɪɡ.ɚd/)adj.Being characterized by confused or illogical behavior under alcohol’s influence.Henrietta conducted a science experiment to determine the effects of disco music on houseplants, their methodology becoming more questionable as they grew increasingly hair-triggered.hairballedadj.Affected by alcohol to the point of incoherence.hairbandedadj.A state in which a person's behavior or actions seem irrational due to alcohol.Suyapa stumbled out of the taxi, completely hairbanded from the night's festivities.hairbelledadj.Unable to think or act clearly due to the effects of alcohol.hairbirdedadj.Showing signs of delayed cognitive processing owed to alcohol consumption.The party host raised an eyebrow as Srija stumbled in, looking thoroughly hairbirded.hairbowed(/ˈhɛə(ɹ)bəʊd/)adj.Exhibiting signs of intoxication such as impaired speech, balance, and coordination.hairbreadthed(/ˈhɛɹˌbɹɛdθd/)adj.Exhibiting erratic behavior or poor decision-making due to alcohol.hairbrushedadj.Affected so as to be unable to act sensibly due to alcohol.hairbrushingedadj.Displaying uncharacteristic emotional volatility linked to alcohol use.Despite their best efforts, Tannah struggled to tie their shoelaces, feeling hopelessly hairbrushinged.