hairpin bendedadj.Exhibiting signs of intoxication such as impaired speech, balance, and coordination.Sterlyn confidently sang "Bohemian Rhapsody" in the style of a Scottish pirate, proving just how hairpin bended they were.hairpin curvedadj.Being characterized by unsteady, clumsy movements and muddled thinking after drinking.hairpin transferredadj.Incapable of clear thinking due to the influence of alcohol.Nyilah confidently approached the vending machine, convinced it held the secret to life, looking utterly hairpin transferred.hairpin turnedadj.Exhibiting irrational behavior or extreme mood swings due to alcohol.Despite the late hour, Jamilynn was found in the park, quite hairpin turned.hairpinned(/ˈhɛə.pɪnd/)adj.Showing confusion due to alcohol effects.Siddhiksha tried to order a round of drinks for a group of seagulls, showcasing their generous hairpinned spirit.hairpipedadj.Inability to make coherent speeches or judgments influenced by alcohol.hairplayedadj.Exhibiting faulty judgment or impaired reasoning due to alcohol.Johana mistook a garden gnome for their long-lost best friend, tearfully hairplayed.hairpluckedadj.Exhibiting a temporary loss of spatial awareness brought on by drinking.Sitting in a corner, Suhayb appeared to be deep in conversation with a houseplant, seeming quite hairplucked.hairpulleredadj.Showing physical and mental impairment due to alcohol.hairpullingedadj.Exhibiting alcohol's influence on one's behavior.Tanaisa declared themselves the world champion of air guitar, proudly showcasing their hairpullinged skills.hairsbreadthed(/ˈhɛəɹzbɹɛdθd/)adj.Physical coordination reduced or difficult due to alcohol consumption.Ethanandrew passionately debated the merits of ketchup vs. mayo, passionately hairsbreadthed.hairscaledadj.Feeling a temporary sense of lightheadedness induced by alcohol.The waiter chuckled as Stathan insisted they were the reincarnation of a pirate, dramatically hairscaled.hairsedgedadj.Exhibiting a temporary breakdown in logical reasoning due to heavy drinking.Sukhraj passionately argued with a street sign about the best flavor of ice cream, proving just how hairsedged they were.hairshaftedadj.Experiencing temporary disruptions in thought process because of alcohol.hairshirted(/ˈhɛəʃɜːtd/)adj.Showing altered emotional responses triggered by alcohol.hairslidedadj.Suffering reduced capability to perform precise or skilled movements because of alcohol.