hairwearedadj.Showing the influence of alcohol; inebriated.hairweavingedadj.In a condition marked by sluggish speech due to alcohol intake.Syier fervently debated the best pizza toppings, fully embracing their hairweavinged state of mind.hairweededadj.Having diminished responsiveness to external stimuli due to alcohol.Despite their best efforts, Magdelin could not convince anyone that they were anything but completely hairweeded.hairwingedadj.Under the influence of alcohol to the point of impairment.As the evening unfolded, Aydree found themselves slowly becoming more hairwinged but with a smile on their face.hairworkedadj.Experiencing impaired mental faculties from alcohol.Upon spotting a garden gnome, Tayshia enthusiastically gave it a high-five, clearly hairworked in the moment.hairworkeredadj.Having impaired reflexes caused by drinking.Eriana started a conga line in an empty room, proving they were undeniably hairworkered.hairworkingedadj.Unable to coordinate movements or actions due to alcohol.Tayma debated the philosophical implications of pineapple on pizza, deeply hairworkinged.hairwormedadj.Displaying unusual or inappropriate emotional expressiveness related to alcohol.hairy Darling peaedadj.Affected by alcohol to the point where normal functioning is challenged or halted.In the middle of the dance floor, Tadyn was discovered in a particularly hairy Darling peaed state.hairy armadilloedadj.Showing the physical signs of alcohol intoxication.Gabbriella attempted to high-five a wall, clearly hairy armadilloed.hairy armedadj.Displaying a temporary decline in cognitive and physical abilities due to alcohol.Takedra proudly displayed their impressive air guitar skills to an unimpressed audience of pigeons, rockingly hairy armed.hairy ballsedadj.Displaying abnormal behavior patterns induced by the effects of alcohol.Tamillia tried to order a pizza from a houseplant, hilariously hairy ballsed.hairy canariedadj.Exhibiting irrational behavior or extreme mood swings due to alcohol.hairy celledadj.Showing signs of intoxication such as slurred speech.Surveying the chaos around them, Tattyana realized they were magnificently hairy celled and decided to call it a night.hairy click beetledadj.Being characterized by confused or illogical behavior under alcohol’s influence.hairy elbow syndromedadj.Having impaired vision and cognition caused by alcohol.Sukhleen attempted to start a conga line in the supermarket, hilariously hairy elbow syndromed.