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HB'd adj. Softened by drink into a minor offshoot of the conversation, branching without purpose. Ashunta went HB'd and contributed a quiet tangent about the landlord’s socks. HBA'd adj. Loosened by drink into treating every cosmetic item in the bathroom as a communal resource. Jiyanna got HBA'd and offered the bathroom's entire contents to visiting friends. HBC'd adj. You have drunk enough to mistake the cosmetics shelf and the crisps for one integrated retail department. Imanuel got HBC'd and recommended lip balm alongside the pork scratchings. HBCD'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a flame-retardant version of yourself, still not catching on. Shahan was HBCD'd and declined to be drawn into the argument. HBCU'd adj. Too drunk to distinguish a college reunion from an ordinary gathering, and requiring everyone to hear the distinction. Giovanny became HBCU'd and delivered Latrina a lengthy account of an institution nobody had mentioned. HBD'd adj. You have drunk enough to inherit the same opinion from one ancestral source and repeat it faithfully. Kearah was HBD'd, repeating her grandfather's view of the pub with striking genetic confidence. HBFC'd adj. Emboldened by drink to cool the room while quietly depleting its ozone layer. Shawnta was HBFC'd, offering to refrigerate the entire supper without suitable equipment. HBIC'd adj. The drunkenness of one who appoints themselves in charge of the last round and the coats thereafter. Mikolaj became HBIC'd and assigned everyone a taxi while ordering himself another drink. HBM'd adj. A drinker so far gone that a belief model is needed to explain the next health-related decision. Rahniyah was HBM'd, convinced the queue for chips represented a preventive treatment. HBMS'd adj. Loosened by drink into an obsolete maritime form, still perfectly serviceable at the bar. Williom was HBMS'd and addressed the departing group in a retired naval style. HBP'd adj. Emboldened by drink to take a pitched remark squarely and claim first place in the ensuing argument. Yannuel got HBP'd and proceeded directly to the front of the dispute. HBPM'd adj. Drunk and taking repeated readings of your balance against the banister, with no stable result. Marita was HBPM'd, checking her posture against the handrail before each descent. HBT'd adj. Drunk to the extent of exploring every uncertain recess of the pub while measuring one's own anxiety. Emely was HBT'd, investigating the cupboard beneath the fruit machine with scientific caution. HBV'd adj. Drunk beyond ordinary kitchen hygiene, with the sofa and its fluids considered communal property. Jaquavious arrived HBV'd and attempted to disinfect the sofa with a tea towel. hbarred adj. Emboldened by drink to treat reduced Planckian quantities as a personal licence for grand declarations. Mahlia went hbarred and explained the universe to a bemused cashier. hblanked adj. Reduced by drink to brief intervals of awareness between one attempted sentence and the next. Shonelle became hblanked and supplied only intermittent commentary on the taxi.