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HDSL'd adj. Drunk to a degree that messages travel slowly from the kitchen to the sofa, if they arrive at all. Sal was HDSL'd and spent ten minutes sending the same request for water to the family group. HDT'd adj. Drunk and unable to decide whether the temperature of the previous evening was a measurement or a warning. Arleene was HDT'd at breakfast, testing the tea repeatedly without ever committing to a temperature. HDTV'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and rendering the sofa, the television and the abandoned glass of water with remarkable clarity. Amelie-mae was HDTV'd and described every cushion on the sofa in broadcast detail. HDV'd adj. Drunk and assigning every disagreement a further letter, preferably Greek. Shlomo got HDV'd and labelled the argument delta before ordering another pint. HDVI'd adj. Too drunk to distinguish a straight line from the kitchen to the sofa, despite having drawn one. Kamahao was HDVI'd and navigated towards the water along a vector of increasing uncertainty. hDNA'd adj. Drunk on the strength of a family resemblance, treating strangers as confirmed relations. Xavior got hDNA'd and spent the evening identifying cousins among complete strangers. hdbked adj. Loosened by drink into treating every conversation as a short work that may be opened anywhere. Lygia got hdbked and resumed three unrelated stories whenever anyone mentioned a familiar name. hdced adj. Emboldened by drink to crochet the evening in short, doubled stitches, without a hook. hded adj. Of a drinker: reduced to a single abbreviated destination, usually repeated until the taxi arrives. hdkfed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a carefully unfolded square of cloth. Zeriyah was hdkfed and took some time to locate the item in question. hdqrsed adj. Of a drinker who has become the evening's command centre, issuing instructions no one requested. Margetta grew hdqrsed after the third round and reorganised the taxi queue. hdred adj. Drunk and placing the upper portion of every page beneath the lower portion. Hendrixx became hdred and filed the menu upside down, pleased with the improved hierarchy. hdwded adj. Sharpened by drink into a person reduced to four letters and an unexpectedly firm opinion about timber. Revae was hdwded, abbreviating every sentence and identifying the furniture by botanical category.