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HE'd adj. Drunk to the point where a raised voice produces a shock wave throughout the room. Haleema got HE'd and announced the taxi's arrival from the doorstep. HE-double-L'd adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the euphemism seem needlessly formal. Linux was HE-double-L'd and declined to say where the night had gone. HE-double-hockey-sticksed adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring a childish description for a fairly adult condition. Hildagarde was HE-double-hockey-sticksed and blamed the lost glove on geography. HE-double-toothpicksed adj. Drunk on the strength of a phrase so indirect that it barely survives the pronunciation. Rodnika was HE-double-toothpicksed and used the expression with careful solemnity. HEA'd adj. Of a drinker: composed of several substantial elements, yet somehow maintaining one crystalline phase. Syrinity went HEA'd and united three unrelated pub arguments into one stable structure. HEAT'd adj. Drunk past the point of making a shaped charge of one precise complaint. Genese got HEAT'd and directed a remarkably focused objection at the jukebox. HEDLA'd adj. Of a drinker: absorbed in the high-energy astrophysics of a dropped spoon and unable to leave the kitchen. Jakarious was HEDLA'd, studying the spoon's trajectory from the sofa as though it were stellar evidence. HEDP'd adj. Drunk and examining the evening as though it were a small, energetic physical experiment. Dedrie got HEDP'd and inspected the fizz in every glass. HEENT'd adj. You have drunk enough to inspect the head, eyes, ears, nose and throat of every coat on the way out. Kafi got HEENT'd and examined each coat before admitting none belonged to him. HEFA'd adj. Drunk, with the result that fatty conversation is hydrogenated into fuel for another round. Kalanie got HEFA'd and converted a harmless compliment into fuel for an argument. HEI'd adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the nearest college for an appropriate source of guidance. Dainty was HEI'd and sought admissions advice from a man selling crisps. HEIC'd adj. Of a drinker who has compressed the evening into a smaller file and lost several important details. Ashrith got HEIC'd and remembered the wedding only as a sequence of thumbnails. HEIF'd (/ˈhiːɪfd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and compressed into a smaller, less editable version of yourself. Delayni was HEIF'd and sent a perfectly recognisable photograph of the ceiling. HELC'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and borrowing against tomorrow's available judgement. Eilynn was HELC'd and described the taxi as a sound financial arrangement. HELE'd adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing livelihood education from instructions for getting home. Datari got HELE'd and gave the group a lecture on surviving the walk home. HELLP'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and presenting a serious complication to any plan involving stairs. Jezebelle was HELLP'd and treated the handrail as essential infrastructure.