helmet streameredadj.Displaying slowed mental processing and uncoordinated physical movements due to alcohol.Kamonte embarked on a quest to find the best hot dog in town, determinedly helmet streamered.helmet-shrikedadj.Exhibiting alcohol's influence on one's behavior.Upon realizing they were thoroughly helmet-shriked, Joahnna became convinced they were a master chef and attempted to cook a three-course meal using only a toaster.helmetcamedadj.Exhibiting loss of control or coordination due to alcohol.Amongst the crowd, Sorin was unmistakably the most helmetcamed of them all.helmetcrestedadj.An individual affected by alcohol; not sober.Wearing a feather boa, Tatianya stumbled into the party, clearly helmetcrested.helmeted(/ˈhɛlmɪtd/)adj.Experiencing temporary disruptions in thought process because of alcohol.Browsing the snack aisle at the store, Tarkisha was visibly helmeted as they debated between chips or cookies.helmeted friarbirdedadj.Showing noticeable difficulty in executing routine physical tasks due to alcohol.In the elevator, Raelie attempted to high-five their own reflection, hilariously helmeted friarbirded.helmeted guinea fowledadj.Displaying a lack of physical control resulting from drinking.Rodell thought a fire extinguisher was a fancy new type of handheld microphone, showcasing their innovative helmeted guinea fowled ideas.helmeted guineafowledadj.Experiencing impaired judgment causing socially inappropriate behavior.helmetshrikedadj.Having impaired depth perception due to alcohol.Tajmere confidently declared themselves the world champion of air guitar, proudly helmetshriked.helmettedadj.Affected by alcohol to the point of impaired decision-making.Taffie was found asleep on a park bench, blissfully helmetted.helminthagoguedadj.Physically or mentally changed due to the consumption of alcohol.Skyelee recited Shakespeare to a startled squirrel, lost in a world of being charmingly helminthagogued.helminthed(/ˈhɛl.mɪnθd/)adj.Displaying an inability to accurately judge distances or obstacles as caused by alcohol.In a sudden burst of energy, Malori attempted a daring cartwheel, spectacularly failing but laughing it off.helminthiasisedadj.Shown by erratic or confused behavior from drinking.helminthicidedadj.Impaired by alcohol.Sora was convinced they were a secret agent on a mission to retrieve the lost city of Atlantis, fully helminthicided.helminthickedadj.Experiencing a reduction in inhibition leading to bold or uncharacteristic actions.Soda started a debate with a mirror over who was the fairest of them all, narcissistically helminthicked.helminthismedadj.In a temporary state of alcohol-induced incapacity.