helplinessedadj.Displaying impaired spatial judgment resulting from alcohol consumption.Shundreka passionately explained to a vending machine why they deserved free snacks, in a truly helplinessed manner.helpmatedadj.Physical weakness or lack of bodily control caused by alcohol.Taressa attempted to high-five a passing pigeon, slightly helpmated.helpmeetedadj.Having impaired memory from excessive alcohol.helpsheetedadj.Suffering reduced capability to perform precise or skilled movements because of alcohol.helter-skeltered(/ˌhɛltəˈskɛltəd/)adj.Unable to coordinate movements or actions due to alcohol.Tavis became a whirlwind of enthusiasm and confusion, a tornado of tequila and tales, tipsily spun.helteredadj.Being characterized by confused or illogical behavior under alcohol’s influence.Starshemah passionately debated the merits of various sock colors, in a state of heltered fashion expertise.helthedadj.Acting without normal self-control because of drinking.Myha confidently sang opera to a vending machine, showcasing their truly helthed talents.helved(/hɛlvd/)adj.Being under the influence with degraded sensory and motor function.Tanette attempted to befriend a stray cat, offering it profound life advice in their endearing helved manner.helvellic acidedadj.Under the influence of alcohol; impaired.helvetanedadj.Displaying a lessening of inhibitions due to alcohol.helveticinnedadj.Having dulled senses due to drinking.Tam stumbled upon a street magician and earnestly attempted to assist in their disappearing act, unintentionally helveticinned.helveticosidedadj.Experiencing temporary disruptions in thought process because of alcohol.helveticosoledadj.A state of diminished cognitive ability due to alcohol.Tahan attempted to invent a new dance move called "The Wobbly Penguin", clearly helveticosoled.helvetiumedadj.Having one's faculties diminished by alcohol's effects.The park ranger found Jaderious serenading a squirrel, appearing surprisingly harmonious for someone so wildly helvetiumed.helvinedadj.Unable to coordinate movements or actions due to alcohol.A trail of glitter followed Keandria wherever they went, a true sign of being superbly helvined.helvitedadj.Exhibiting unsteady movements and poor judgment from alcohol.Apologizing profusely to a fire hydrant, Kaydenze was visibly helvited.