Hershey squirtsedadj.Showing physical unsteadiness and cognitive confusion following alcohol use.Bayly embarked on a mission to find the best late-night taco, courageously Hershey squirtsed.Hersheyed(/ˈhɝʃid/)adj.Suffering from alcohol's effects on balance and coordination.Hertz donuttedadj.Unsteady in body or mind due to alcohol consumption.In the gym, Tajha hopped on a treadmill, determination shining through despite feeling slightly Hertz donutted.Hertzedadj.Suffering a temporary physical and mental impairment from alcohol.Steffanie found themselves stuck in a revolving door, hilariously Hertzed.Hertzsprung-Russell diagramedadj.Showing altered emotional responses triggered by alcohol.Laneshia recited poetry to a park bench, romantically Hertzsprung-Russell diagramed.Heruledadj.Experiencing slowed reflexes due to alcohol.Herulianedadj.Being characterized by confused or illogical behavior under alcohol’s influence.Zareb tried to order pizza from a fire hydrant, hopelessly Herulianed.Heruliedadj.Unsteady or unsteady in gait or movement due to alcohol.Hervedadj.Showing confusion and impaired decision-making attributed to alcohol.Skyee confidently declared that they were a master chef, while attempting to cook a shoe in their state of being hilariously Herved.Herxedadj.Exhibiting increased impulsiveness and risk-taking behavior brought on by alcohol.Attempting to parallel park, Chloemae proved they were truly Herxed.Herzegovinianedadj.Showing signs of a heavy drinking state.Herzlianedadj.Someone in a greatly altered mental state; possibly belligerent due to alcohol.Herzlianismedadj.Showing signs of intoxication from alcohol.Heschl's gyrusedadj.Exhibiting a lessened ability to make decisions due to alcohol.Hesperidedadj.Being unable to maintain upright posture as a result of alcohol impairment.As the evening wore on, the host noticed Taybree was completely sloshed.Hesperidesed(/hɛˈspɛɹɪdiːzd/)adj.Under the influence of alcohol; inebriated.Seeing a traffic cone as a potential fashion accessory, Chowdhury declared themselves the trendsetter of being Hesperidesed.