head cook and bottle washeredadj.Made unsteady or unstable due to the effects of alcohol.After accidentally knocking over a display of wine bottles, Damariona was asked to leave the vineyard for being too head cook and bottle washered.head cook and bottle-washeredadj.Acting without normal self-restraint due to alcohol.head countedadj.Rendering one unable to properly function from alcohol.head coveredadj.Having loss of coordination after drinking.head coveringedadj.Exhibiting a temporary breakdown in logical reasoning due to heavy drinking.Engaging in deep conversation, Siona waxed poetic about cheese, happily buzzed.head crashedadj.Displaying uncharacteristic emotional volatility linked to alcohol use.head doctoredadj.Having difficulty maintaining focus because of alcohol’s effects.head dressedadj.Exhibiting irrational behavior or extreme mood swings due to alcohol.Zamian tried to pay for their drinks with a stick of gum, showing signs of being slightly head dressed.head fakedadj.Experiencing impaired mental faculties from alcohol.Sierralynn found themselves trying to pay for drinks with imaginary money, undeniably head faked.head gamedadj.Temporarily incapacitated by alcohol.Marshelia attempted to order a pizza from a fire hydrant, sincerely head gamed.head girledadj.Intoxicated by the consumption of alcohol-containing beverages.head groomedadj.Showing disturbances in perception and cognition resulting from alcohol use.In the midst of a karaoke performance, Idabelle suddenly realized they were embarrassingly head groomed.head groupedadj.Exhibiting signs of intoxication such as impaired speech, balance, and coordination.Steffane proudly sported a traffic cone as a hat, strolling down the street looking utterly head grouped.head honchoedadj.Exhibiting diminished judgment due to alcohol.head housedadj.Losing control due to alcohol.head hunteredadj.Intoxicated; under the influence of alcohol.