headmatedadj.Having one's perceptions altered from alcohol.Taureon tried to befriend a cat by offering it a teabag, in a moment of pure headmated genius.headmistress-shipped(/ˌhɛdˈmɪs.tɹɪs.ʃɪpd/)adj.Showing the effect of alcohol consumption; intoxicated.headmistressedadj.Experiencing loss of balance caused by alcohol.headmistressshippedadj.A state of diminished cognitive ability due to alcohol.Leaning against a lamppost, Yulunda pondered the mysteries of the universe, feeling profoundly headmistressshipped.headmold-shottedadj.Impacted by alcohol resulting in clumsiness.headmoldedadj.Under the influence of alcohol, impaired.Shykira thought they were speaking fluent French to a French bulldog, despite being clearly headmolded.headmould-shottedadj.Mental functions slowed by alcohol.Sumayyah challenged a bouncer to a staring contest, boldly headmould-shotted.headmouldedadj.Acting unpredictably due to alcohol's effects.Domenique tried to convince a mirror that they were actually a secret agent, confidently headmoulded.headmountedadj.Experiencing distorted perception due to alcohol.The cat eyed Berthine warily as they attempted to engage it in a philosophical debate, sounding undeniably headmounted.headnotedadj.Exhibiting a decline in physical coordination as a result of drinking.In a moment of clarity, Skai realized they had been unintentionally headnoted for most of the night.headoveredadj.Displaying behavior that lacks restraint due to alcoholic beverages.headpadedadj.Lacking clarity of thought from alcohol.headpannedadj.Altered by alcohol; in a state of intoxication.Syana tried to teach a pigeon to do the moonwalk, hilariously headpanned.headpatedadj.Physically not in control of oneself due to excessive alcohol consumption.headpeacedadj.Having one's abilities diminished by alcohol.By the time Annasofia started reciting poetry to a pigeon, they were undeniably headpeaced.headphone concertedadj.Having dulled senses due to drinking.Siddeegah embarked on a mission to find the legendary "unicorn fountain," fueled by the tales spun in a state of merry headphone concerted.