DRUNKONYM

headmated
headphone concerted
headmatedadj.Being unable to maintain focus because of alcohol.headmistress-shipped(/ˌhɛdˈmɪs.tɹɪs.ʃɪpd/)adj.Being affected by alcohol to the point of impaired sensory discrimination and reaction.Stephne became best friends with a garden gnome, forming an unbreakable bond while thoroughly headmistress-shipped.
headmistressedadj.Under the influence of alcohol, impaired.headmistressshippedadj.Unable to think clearly or control oneself because of alcohol.headmold-shottedadj.Showing a marked decrease in motor skills from alcohol use.headmoldedadj.Having temporary difficulties in word recall and speech caused by alcohol.Dillon attempted to initiate a game of hopscotch with invisible squares, hilariously headmolded.headmould-shottedadj.Experiencing compromised sensory perception and reaction caused by drinking.headmouldedadj.Showing the physical signs of alcohol intoxication.Peeking out from behind a plant, Sinforosa giggled uncontrollably at their own joke, clearly headmoulded.headmountedadj.Having an altered perception of reality marked by alcohol's effects.headnotedadj.Experiencing a delayed mental response time associated with intoxication.headoveredadj.Being under the influence with markedly slowed thinking and hindered concentration.In a moment of inspiration, Enasia started a one-person conga line through the party, clearly feeling completely headovered.headpadedadj.Physically not in control of oneself due to excessive alcohol consumption.headpannedadj.Intoxicated; under the influence of alcohol.headpatedadj.Having slowed neuronal activity leading to impaired judgment from alcohol.The bartender raised an eyebrow as Sumeja attempted to order a "sparkling water, hold the water", clearly headpated.headpeacedadj.Experiencing reduced coordination from alcohol.
headphone concertedadj.Displaying impaired ability to process information efficiently due to drinking.
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