headphoned(/ˈhɛdfəʊnd/)adj.Showing a lack of response inhibition and increased distractibility caused by alcohol.headpiecedadj.Showing diminished cognitive function from alcohol.Takeia tried to take a selfie with a stop sign, comically headpieced.headpinnedadj.Experiencing a reduction in inhibition leading to bold or uncharacteristic actions.headplatedadj.Having one's inhibitions lowered due to alcohol.headpoledadj.Having consumed enough alcohol to be impaired.headpondedadj.Showing symptoms of intoxication that affect both cognitive and physical faculties.headpostedadj.Showing a breakdown in judgment and increased emotional volatility from drinking.headprintedadj.Impaired due to alcohol.headquartersed(/ˌhɛdˈkwɔː.təzd/)adj.Experiencing impaired memory function and temporary amnesia induced by alcohol.Suzie enthusiastically debated with a mirror, convinced it was their intellectual equal, showcasing their endearing headquartersed behavior.headracedadj.Affected by alcohol; unable to function normally.headragedadj.Suffering from alcohol's effects on balance and coordination.Stetson insisted on giving a motivational speech to a group of confused pigeons, showcasing their inspiring and determined headraged nature.headrailedadj.Showing the physical signs of alcohol intoxication.headreachedadj.A state in which a person's behavior or actions seem irrational due to alcohol.Out in the park, Telisha was spotted stumbling around, clearly headreached.headrestedadj.Experiencing a temporary loss of self-control from alcohol.headrigedadj.Experiencing alcohol-induced impairment of senses.Rhyder passionately argued with a vending machine, convinced it was withholding their favorite snack, all while being unmistakably headriged.headrighted(/ˈhɛdɹʌɪtd/)adj.Affected by alcohol to the point of impaired decision-making.Amidst the chaos, Danalyn was found passed out on the sofa, utterly headrighted.