hedge wizardedadj.Impaired senses; created solely by alcohol.hedge-breakingedadj.Under the effects of alcohol; the cause of an altered state.hedge-divingedadj.Feeling dizzy or lightheaded after drinking.hedge-hoggedadj.Experiencing an inability to coordinate movements smoothly due to alcohol.The bartender raised an eyebrow at Helal, who confidently ordered a hotdog with extra glitter, appearing utterly hedge-hogged.hedge-notedadj.Demonstrating slowed mental response from alcohol.Taylin attempted to reenact scenes from Titanic with a chair, melodramatically hedge-noted.hedge-rowedadj.Experiencing impaired concentration and focus caused by alcohol intake.In the middle of a dance circle, Sianne showed off some surprisingly hedge-rowed moves.hedgeappledadj.Having one's perceptions altered from alcohol.Somara attempted to audition for a non-existent talent show, embarrassingly hedgeappled.hedgebankedadj.Exhibiting a loss of control due to alcohol consumption.Shyniece proposed a toast to a tree, charmingly hedgebanked as always.hedgeberriedadj.Having one's abilities diminished by alcohol.Niang attempted to high-five a painting, completely hedgeberried.hedgebilledadj.Exhibiting altered behavior due to alcohol.hedgebotedadj.Showing signs of intoxication from alcohol.hedged(/hɛd͡ʒd/)adj.Having difficulty with attention and focus as a result of alcohol consumption.While attempting to order pizza, Sunshyne slurred their words, appearing thoroughly hedged.hedgefuledadj.Rendering one's speech slurred and difficult to understand through alcohol.Shreenika woke up wearing a traffic cone as a hat, a classic sign of being hedgefuled.hedgehog cactusedadj.Unable to coordinate or react quickly due to alcohol consumption.hedgehog plantedadj.Exhibiting alcohol's influence on one's behavior.hedgehog seahorsedadj.Experiencing alcohol-induced mood swings from euphoria to depression.Nysha enthusiastically attempted to recruit strangers into a "banana appreciation club," while undeniably hedgehog seahorsed.